worst "famous last words"

[Wolfwood]

"i do"

:P

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[Kaikou]

-"Do you know how much I hate you right now."
-"Mwa ha ha ha ha ha haaaa~!"


heh heh

[Kiss of Death]

"can please someone turn the music down?"

[The Rebel]

"Can you wait a sec, I seem to have dropped my gun?"

[Grim Scythe]

"Don't worry, I'll be fine............right?"

[miniPhil]

dont worry, its bullet proof!

[Katta Aka]

"Don't worry, I've done this a million times."

"C'mon, sting rays are harmless." - A trubite to our croc hunter, Steve Irwin.

"I can hear God..... he says you're next!"

And how about farting and dying. That sure ruins the tragic moment. And not just a fart, a very loud, rotten-eggs fart would sure do them.

[I am your stalker]

My last words.
"I never got the hat!"

[Jagan Eye]

My last words would be:

"NOOOOOOOO!!!! CAN'T YOU ALL SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING???? I AM MISSING MY FAVORTIE SHOW!!!!!!"

[fluffy-love]

"I REGRET NOOOOTTHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGG!!!!!" *dies*

[Gamermaniac]

I'm too young to die! T_T

[The Rebel]

"Before I die my beloved, I just wanted you to know,,,,, I was the one who ate your last snickerdoodle."

[FaroDomisai]

Dear wife, *Twitch* *Twitch*

[Acnologia]

"Of course I know what I am doing"

[The Rebel]

"Before I die,,,, could ya, could ya tell me,,, tell me where I left my car at?"

[Kiss of Death]

"hey, that's fun!"

[Faceless111]

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

[sheenafan1000]

Some person actually said this:
"I've been shot!"
How nice, telling the doctors excatly what happened and then kicking the bucket.
Mine would be
I told you to turn that off moron! or
Now you'll never know where I hid the power cord!

[rpgwiz99]

"Man I hope I dont die anytime soon" That would really suck.

[Aleyna]

"So ends that tale."

*Fins out in the ocean* "Honey, let's go swim with the dolphins!! Come on, let's go!"

lol i remember something like that from the vonage conercial

for explosives and fires
"whooo perrtay colors*~"

the idiot who decided it was cool to jump off the bridge into the waterfall river bed/jumps off anything that could kill u
"oooooohhhh ill jump! ill jump! im gonna jump! wheeeeeeee!!!"

[Heartless Soul Eater]

"I'll just close my eyes and think of bunnies". I'll give 100 to the first person who can Private Message and tell me what did that come from.

[The Rebel]

Here's a slightly disturbing one for ya all.
"I, I have to, to tell ya before I die. I, I tried on mom's underwear. And it felt baggy."

[ThePsychoticPuppy]

"I swallowed my gum."

[Kiss of Death]

"press the button. NO! not the red one!"

[bakakame]

Sadly, I heard this one on a commercial for cartoon network

"If I had known I was destined for an early demise, I would have eaten more butter."