The church of scientology

[lex__luthor]

have u guys seen the episode of south park trapped in the closet its very funny cause its about this church and i want to know what u af member know about scientology any info thanks

[Amaruk]

Well I know only what my friend told me!!! They believe their is a god, but he is another planet!!! They also believe if you are faithful enough you could pass through solid objects and stuff like that!!! This maybe a little off because he told me this a while ago but this is what i remember!!!

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Scientology

[Sega saturn x]

lol dianetics

[FarEastStyle]

Oh yeah that scientology is crazier then what the Mormons believe.
But if thats what your into then by all means have at it.

[zodiak]

I love that episode so much. I love the creators for going undercover and joing the church and giving the required amout of money inable to know the secrets of the relgion and then they put it on the air. But the relgion is pretty weird. Lex, the episode told everything you need to no. For people who havn't seen it i'll gladly tell you it. There is a dark lord named Zenu who rules over a galaxy. He became frustrated because his galaxy was way to compacted with aliens so he captured a lot of the aliens froze them, and sent them to the hawaiin islands. There the frozen bodies were destroyed and the souls went up in space. Zenu new this and had giant sould containers and sucked them up. there he brainwashed the souls and realesed them back onto earth. And of course during this was the dawn of man. The souls were realeased and seeked a host which is of course human. This cause man to feel all of the emotions that we feel today. the church of scientolgy then says if you join our church we'll heel you to get rid of the sickness. But the thing is, is if you are rich you are able to know the secrets of the church and be healed or for the less fortunate they have to be the churche's slave for years for them to be healed and know the secrest of the church.

[Masali]

Im sick of hearing about how stupid it is. Yes, it is ridiculous, but that doesn't mean we need a million threads and jokes about it.

[Ami~chan]

Scientology is just another religion; no need to get crazy about it. I respect just as I respect any other belief; as long as you don't sacrifice my cat, or anything, I'm cool with it.

[Sega saturn x]

Im sick of hearing about how stupid it is. Yes, it is ridiculous, but that doesn't mean we need a million threads and jokes about it.

Yes, we soooo do. You can only make fun of emo kids for so long.

[zodiak]

Well that's different. Relgions don't cut themselves and sulk all of the time.

[Krsnik]

I agree with Masali. I'm honestly tired of hearing how stupid scientology is. We understand that its' completely retarded. Move on.

[Miss Moonlight]

I loved that episode though!

nicole kidman: tom, come out of the closet.
tom cruise: i'm not in the closet.

XD

[Sega saturn x]

I agree with Masali. I'm honestly tired of hearing how stupid scientology is. We understand that its' completely retarded. Move on.

If you don't like hearing about it.....why are you here?

[LadyPSerenity]

closed.