Worst pick up line ever

[Sinnaku]

I've always wondered how anyone could pick up chicks by walking up to them and going "What's your sign?"

If I ever heard someone say that i'd shoot them.

Anyway, people what is the worst, stupidest, or most retarded pick up line you've ever heard of?

Please don't wander in and not post because you hate me because i'm better than some of you.

[Sagat]

HMMMMM

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

I would give them directions to my house but leave out the me with brass knuckles in the bushes part. Sad thing is I've heard that before in person.

[Opinionated]

• "That must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that!"
• "Are you from Venus? 'Cus your butt is out of this world!"
• "You don't happen to work at the UPS, do you? 'Cause I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package!"

All patened Black Mage charm.

[Missy]

We've tried to have a topic like this stay open. Sadly, it just can't. Due to members' inappropriate quotes/phrases and pretty much Spam. (Like one I had to edit out just now, actually.) As a Mod, you tend to pretty much know what to expect after a while. Sorry, but I don't think topics like these can stay.






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