Chuck Norris Facts
I love this website, I don't know why but I find a lot of these facts [Removed] hilarious. My 5 favorites.
-Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it, Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and hit the ground.
-When Chuck Norris works at a Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.
-Human Cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.Physics Theorize that this contact will end the universe.
-In the beginning there was nothing...Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".That is the story of the universe.
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amilia Earhart while she was flying over the pacific ocean.
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