Santa Uncovered

[Mugetsu]

Have you ever wondered who Santa Clause really is?
Is he Chris Cringle? St. Nicholas? Just a really chubby pedophile in a funny red suit who sneaks into your house once a year to give a gift to small children in the middle of the night?
I think the answer ma be even far more sinister than that. Santa is the engine bhind a coorporate machine of greed. He is a symbol of selfishness that continues to foster a me first, me only attitude in children. He is a spokesman for "entitlement". The concept of getting everything for doing nothing.
This has led me to believe that Santa (as Bobby Bouchers mama would say)...*dramatic pause*...is the Devil!!!
Think about it a second. The signs all point to it.

1) Santa wears a RED suit http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...evil_santa.jpg. The Devil is often depicted in RED http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...m/devil-5g.gif.
2) Santa comes down the FIREplace http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ceWithFire.jpg. The Devil is said to live in hell where it burns with FIRE .
3) Santa has evil minions (elves) http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...s,%2520Elf.jpg. The Devil has evil minions (demons) http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...n-tattoo-1.gif.
4) And the most obvious reason of all, if you rearange the letters in the name SANTA you can get SATAN.

Seal up your chimneys next Christmas .

[Storm Strife]

Your logic is worrying....ever considered therapy?

[Truth]

Yes. This makes perfect sense. Santa is Evil incarnate. That's why the bastard didn't get me an XBox 360.

[Truth]

Your logic is worrying....ever considered therapy?

LOL. No time for therapy. Must save the world from Santa.

[Loljoke]

I have yet to see a real santa.
Usually my uncle would play the part as santa, but one year they tried fooling us by hiring the neighbour to do it, that didn't work out either, since our neighbour has a characteristic accent, hehe.

[Keitaru-san]

becuase sounds logic doesn't mean its real, beside i post a thread about existence of santa cluase, since he does not exist, so there no need logical explaination about him, and there is lots of things you can make it sounds evil or good.

[abercobie]

ok u do need therapy come on we all know that he so do 's not excits except in the minds of children

[Tracy757]

i think santa is a phony...i stopped beleiving in him when i was 7

[Opinionated]

Riley should've killed that little satanic bastard.

[Keitaru-san]

well the whole santa stuff is that parent know what their children want so they can't get them and make them happy, thats it, thats all to it.

so honey what you want santa bring you this christmass?

i want a game.

or my favorite

honey what you want for this christmass?

i want a tommy gun!

[Mugetsu]

or my favorite

honey what you want for this christmass?

i want a tommy gun!

And thay say I need therapy .

Riley should've killed that little satanic bastard.

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Apparently Riley couldn't finish the job. He'll (as in He will not HELL) get him next year. Hopefully it won't be too late.

[Wonderwice]

oh noooo!! Santa is evil o_O
I knew it!
*AAAAH!!*

[Damon R.]

Have you ever wondered who Santa Clause really is?
Is he Chris Cringle? St. Nicholas? Just a really chubby pedophile in a funny red suit who sneaks into your house once a year to give a gift to small children in the middle of the night?
I think the answer ma be even far more sinister than that. Santa is the engine bhind a coorporate machine of greed. He is a symbol of selfishness that continues to foster a me first, me only attitude in children. He is a spokesman for "entitlement". The concept of getting everything for doing nothing.
This has led me to believe that Santa (as Bobby Bouchers mama would say)...*dramatic pause*...is the Devil!!!
Think about it a second. The signs all point to it.

1) Santa wears a RED suit http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...evil_santa.jpg. The Devil is often depicted in RED http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...m/devil-5g.gif.
2) Santa comes down the FIREplace http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ceWithFire.jpg. The Devil is said to live in hell where it burns with FIRE .
3) Santa has evil minions (elves) http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...s,%2520Elf.jpg. The Devil has evil minions (demons) http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...n-tattoo-1.gif.
4) And the most obvious reason of all, if you rearange the letters in the name SANTA you can get SATAN.

Seal up your chimneys next Christmas .

*Gasp* Oh no!! I always knew it!! But nooo, no one listens to the crazy-kid-next-door! Ever since I was a wee little kiddles, I knew that he was an evil bastard (forgive my language) because he didn't get me my rollerblades when I was 7! What kinda crap is that? I was good for the whole year, and I got NOTHING. Nothing except socks and a measly (not really, I have it and love it still) heart shaped pillow.

...I think he may be a molestor too!

Y'know, because he lets kiddies sit on his lap, and feed him cookies and milk... *Shudders*

Oh the HORROR!!

Eh, by the by... I still believe in Santie Clause. o_o

[kuroimisa]

*Roflmao* That has got to be the most wonderful logic I've read in a while. I always thought Santa as a paedophile, but not as Satan XD Nooooice work

[gothic_neko_youkai]

LMAO you guys are too funny

[Kurama_the_spirit_fox]

there is no Santa and if there ever was, he's dead now. i gotta agree with science on this one. he would need a few thousand! raindeer (the fact that they can fly hasnt been proven yet) and a hell of a lot bigger slay. he would have to spend less than a second at each house in order to make it in one nite. he would have to fly at almost the speed of light too. and the flight trips in and out of the atmosphere would vaporize him and his raindeer

and Sanda being Satan? thats FUNNY! XD

[(:leaniebeanie:)]

NoOoO yAlL aRe AlL wRoNg!!! Santa is the guy at the mall he is magical and moves really fast!! i know because he lives in my home!!! but the thing is if your not good you dont get what you want. But yes Santa is an Evil fat man and everybody should know that. The only reason he brings gifts is because he is tryin to fool you to think he is nice. If you dont belive in him tho he will still bring you gifts maybe not the ones you want but you will still get one or two!!!

[Crystal_Gardevoir]

...O_o wow that actually made sense... wait a minute... i was cheated in my youth... MOM!

[animeglobe]

i stopped believeing in him till i was 12 and now i'm 14 .....i know its pathetic my parents kept it a scecret so i would have fun blieveing in him and stuf and it was. ^^

[Mugetsu]

Oh no!!! I got bad repped for this thread. Santa must have found out about it.

[Yuna]

*Gasp* Oh no!! I always knew it!! But nooo, no one listens to the crazy-kid-next-door! Ever since I was a wee little kiddles, I knew that he was an evil bastard (forgive my language) because he didn't get me my rollerblades when I was 7! What kinda crap is that? I was good for the whole year, and I got NOTHING. Nothing except socks and a measly (not really, I have it and love it still) heart shaped pillow.

...I think he may be a molestor too!

Y'know, because he lets kiddies sit on his lap, and feed him cookies and milk... *Shudders*

Oh the HORROR!!

Eh, by the by... I still believe in Santie Clause. o_o

o___O; ROTFL that is sooo funny.. (xD)

Anyway, I think Santa Clause is a fun little belief that is well.. fun to believe in, and it makes kids excited when Christmas comes around. ^.^; I've always loved believing in Santa, even if he's not real, or even if he is. I just think it's a nice way to get together with family. ^^;

..Even though Santa never got me that poster I wanted. ><;

Heh.. ^^;

<3/Juri

[-Batman-]

ok u do need therapy come on we all know that he so do 's not excits except in the minds of children

If i have kids, you can be sure when they ask me "Daddy, it there a Santa Clause!"
My answer? "No"

why is this? Say you're child finds out theres no Santa at age 6, For 6 year's you've been lieing too you're children.

[Kurama_the_spirit_fox]

If i have kids, you can be sure when they ask me "Daddy, it there a Santa Clause!"
My answer? "No"

why is this? Say you're child finds out theres no Santa at age 6, For 6 year's you've been lieing too you're children.

yea thats why, if i have kids, im not gonna do that Sanda Clause thing.

[Kurumirina]

hmm....intersthing...so Santa is Devil?wow.....this is great!!whatz next?the rudof is a little evil deer trying too control the world?haha sorry just can't believe it....though I don't believe in him though....O_o

[Mugetsu]

hmm....intersthing...so Santa is Devil?wow.....this is great!!whatz next?the rudof is a little evil deer trying too control the world?haha sorry just can't believe it....though I don't believe in him though....O_o

Ha. Don't get me started on Rudolph. He is a heavy drug user. Why else do you think his nose is so red?