the never-ending, moronic,pimptastic adventures of mario!

[trippy200]

This is pretty simple, but I want the rules to be clear: I start of Mario's pimptastic story, the person who posts after continues the story, and it just continues like that, so leave room for his continuing adventures.This pretty much follows the rules of my vending machine post, but this time you continue Mario's pimptastic, moronic advenures from the previous persons post. Make sure to keep it *sigh* clean, to not spam it up, and to leave room for continuing adventures. Lemme start:

mario is in his house (his crummy house) when he learns that he has to save Peach... again.....

[Pyrobrave]

He walks out his front door and locks it, because you can never be to careful anymore because of all those gangster Koopa Troopas. He notices Daisy a house down and points at her and says "I'll see you later"...

[python862]

He starts jumping into the pipes that he knows goes to bowser's castle, when...

[Frequency]

Then he was attacked by bowser's koopas

[Chaos Master Dark]

Then all the Koopas eat Red shrooms w/ white dots and get really huge, except a real stupid one that ate a Death SHROOM.

[Pyrobrave]

The koopa that ate the death shroom slowly starts shrinking down and becomes the size of a pea. Then the Big koopas start attacking...

[trippy200]

Then, just when mario thinks all hope is lost, Peach comes and saves him. Peach has awoken to the 21st century!

[evuljenius]

Then Bowser comes and challenges Mario do a rap battle.

(i hope someone here can rap)

[Pyrobrave]

Mario starts: I jump on the bump which is a Koopa, then I go down to the town to hang with my groupa. yeah

[Sword]

They all meet and eat some magic mushrooms

[python862]

while I keep watch with my crotch

[trippy200]

Then Bowser gets angry and unleashes his ultimate weapon: a teleporter that can take him to any video game universe! he teleports to the world of GTA. mario and peach have no choise to follow, who knows what mayhem bowser may unleash. they follow him, into a world already in chaos. . .

[Chaos Master Dark]

And all the little humans are bowing to Bowzer. Luigi apears from nowhere.
...

[trippy200]

But Luigi has a friend: Tommy Verccetti! They start shooting Bowser up. Bowser gets in a car (that he stole) and tries to get away in San Andreas.

[evuljenius]

Bowser drops into a bar to hide, has a few drinks with a honey, she invites over for coffe, and you know the rest.

[Chaos Master Dark]

Mario barges in on his little green lizard and shoots a turtle at bowzer.
Bowzer flys out the window and runs away into another game universe.
Mario follows and finds that bowzer is in Hyrule. Mario gets Link to help him defeat Bowzer once and for all, yet unknown Bowzer has also found a little help from the native Hyrule villan. Bowzer, and Mario with their found alies meet in Hyrule Castle, and then a climactic battle for Honor, love and the Hyrule throne breaks out.
...

[python862]

"Oh, no, it's Gannon!" said Mario... "Who the f*** is that?" asks bowser.

[Pyrobrave]

Link breaks out his bow and Arrow and shoots at Bowser. Bowser sees this coming and turns around so it will bounce off his shell. Then Mario throws a turtle at Ganon and Ganon just moves and Laughs Evil like at Mario. Then all of a sudden Luigi jumps out from behind the Tri-force statue with the best weapon you could have to defeat Bowser and Ganon...

[Chaos Master Dark]

and It backfires and takes 3hearts off of Mario and Link. Link pulls out a fairy in a jar and a bee in a jar. Then using the Fairy and Bee, Link heals Mario and himself while the bee attacks gannon and Bowzer.

[Galaxy]

Ganon and Bowser get really mad and Ganon starts throwing dark energy at Mario and Link while Bowser smashes the bee and picks up a boulder to launch at Link and Mario...

[Chaos Master Dark]

Link uses a bomb to blow up the bolder. Then uses the Boomarang to Freeze-frame bowzer, then Uses the Sling-blade technique of the Master Sword on Bowzer and Ganon.

[evuljenius]

Then Mario looks around and is like "Dude, wheres Yoshi?" and Links like "Wheres Yoshi, dude?" Then they walk outside.

[python862]

yoshi was outside, but on him was Liquid Snake!!!!
"YOSHI!!!!" cried Mario and Luigi

[Pyrobrave]

"Yoshi"(Sorry Mario, I've been cheating on you and this is over. I have found a new lover) says Yoshi.
The Mario says "How could you do this to me, after all we've been through, I love you Yoshi."
"Yoshi"(I had no idea you felt this waqy Mario but It's too late, I've found someone else)
Then Link says "Let him go Mario, he doesn't love you anymore"
Then Mario break down crying...

[Khanxay]

mario looks up and sees luigi walking away with peach with his arm around her!!!