what would god say to you when you enter heaven?

[Ms. Lucy]

I watched the James Lipton show "Inside the Actor's Studio" and there is always the question at the end of the show that says...When you enter heaven, what do you think God will say to you. And so the purpose of this thread is just that. Oh, and also when you enter Hell, what would Satan say to you? Enjoy and post.

[-akichan-]

Well all i know is that God would let me know wuts true happiness is when im in heaven, he'd tell me about eternity.

But in hell with Satan, he'd only be burned in the lake of fire, and thats something i dun wanna do with Satan so i dunno wut he'd say to me.

[ThatBurnyFeelin]

God would tell me that he's gonna have fun sending me to hell and Satan would tell me to give him a cookie! Maybe.........

[Kiatro]

I don't believe in god, so I'd imagine if he exsisted it'll be along the lines of

"Wrong Place LOL!" >_>;

[Darrmyth]

i dont think god would let me into heaven.

but if you he did he would say " um what are you doing here, i thought you would be in hell your are a sinner "

[Vagary]

I don't really believe in God either, but I guess if I were to go to heaven He'd probably say, "Welcome to ultimate perfection and happiness! This is what you wanted, right?"

[Yojimbo51]

Well, it would be tough for a nonexistence to speak, but he'd probably ask me who my doctor is.

As for satan, same atheistic dealy, but then he'd ask what I've got against Domo-kun and people in their suits.

[Bean Bandit]

[QUOTE=Ketsueki the Vampiress]I watched the James Lipton show "Inside the Actor's Studio" and there is always the question at the end of the show that says...When you enter heaven, what do you think God will say to you. And so the purpose of this thread is just that. Oh, and also when you enter Hell, what would Satan say to you? Enjoy and post.[/QUOTE]

You forgot to mention your answer.

[Ms. Lucy]

Oh yeah I did forget to put down my answer. Silly me. ok...God would probably say that I can have all the pudding I want and not get sick. Then Satan Would say omg your fugly.Lol

[Tsuna Kadiri]

God would say hello to me. I would say hello to God. Then we'd go play checkers.

Basically, the same thing would happen with Satan. But we'd play chess instead.

[Longshot]

God= I thought you didnt believe in me! How did you wind up here? -pulls the lever that opens the trap door to fall into hell-

satan= Welcome Back.

[Keitaru-san]

first i'll be the only one who goes to heaven while my mom spanking me, then god will say "thou shall not enter, unless, your mom finishes spanking you."

[Ms. Lucy]

omg that's so funny.

[Tragedy]

God:: how the hell did you get in ~ banishes to hell
Satan: oh hey can i have your autograph ? im a big fan of yours

[ranma_my_luv]

me: hey man, u forgot to call me back..
god: uh.. sorry i was busy...
me: with what?
god: the world...and such...
me: T.T

satan:*is dressed like clown*
me: AAAAHHHHH NOT THE CLOWN!!!!!!!!!*runs in circles until she falls on her face*

[zodiak]

god would say it's about time

[paranoid android]

Like most, I don't believe in god/satan, or heaven/hell but, I'll join the fun.

god says: "sorry, full house" *trap door sends me to hell*

satan says: "you're mine now b****"


I do not like to see astericks show up like that. Makes me thing a poster is using a word that is not allowed.
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[Keitaru-san]

hehe how bout this
god : hey what the heck you doin here~and kick me into hell~

satan : aaaah get out of here, you little brat, only big muscly man are allowed here~with very soft and girly voice~

[Anime is poison]

God would say "Denied" *drops him straight to hell, and walks up to Satan*
Satan would say "Denied" *throws him back up to Earth to live forever as a free roaming ghost*

[bakakame]

Ok, this may be a little bit off-beat humor, but please don't kill me for it...

God say's in heaven for:.......

Budhist - "Heaven is but already in your mind..."
Muslam (bad ones) - "Good job killing yourself, here's 70 virgins."
Protestant - "I see you ran over the neighbors cat. The waiting room over there is labled 'purgatory.'"
Catholic - "Admission is $50"
Hindu - "Good job, you get to be a cow next. I'll try not to put you too close to the McDonalds..." o.O
(my view of heaven) Athiest - "Before he passed away, Bill Gates named you sole inheritant of everything he owns..." *CHA-CHING!!*

[Kaitou Dark]

God would say "wrong place" and send me to hell



Satan would say "prepare to die over and over again"

[Lucidian Dyne]

Somewhere, at a time very close after my passing, we will find this happening in purgatory...

God: You have twisted deity standards, and you're always placing yourself in my shoes and asking me stupid questions. You don't even believe I exist anyway, but would you listen? No.
Satan: You're too much of a softie for me. You've experimented with the unordinary and you look at naughty pictures. But, come on! Everyone's done that or at least is going to do it at some point in their lives! All talk, no show.
Lucidian: But--
Satan: *Looks at God.* Are You thinking what I'm thinking?
God: Oh, you know it.
*Bright flash of light! Lucidian ends up back on earth.*

Lucidian: *Looks around in disbelief.* .... Curses! >.<

[Demond]

what would god say to me when i entered heaven........well.....he'd ask me for $20 for granting my wish to die

[japonice_aeris]

"Why are you here?? YOu're on the wrong side of the world you shouldnt be here!!"

hehe..just kidding..hmm..dont relly know but i hope he'd accept me saying "Welcome my child"

[TodayIsMine]

i think if God had to say something to me when i entered heaven, it would be, "You did ok...now get in here, i'll show you to your room..." lol. that would make me feel so great.

if i went to hell, Satan would tell me, "Alright *sigh*, another one to be tortured...sorry kid, i have to do this to everyone..." what else could you expect him to say...?