Chaotic ways to make life fun.

[Rageling]

Couldn't they just use a different bathroom.

[Sweet Lucidity]

i got another one but a whole bunch of leis from a dollar store or something and go in to walmart and dance and sing and throw them on people

[Notthesameanymore]

couldn't be said without cursing.

[Rageling]

I mean that the bathrooms in wal mart usually have more than one stall.

[Sake]

I mean that the bathrooms in wal mart usually have more than one stall.

The point here is that no one (including myself) ever notices the distinct lackingness of toilet paper until you've gone.

[Rageling]

As long as we're doing bathroom humor one time....or maybe more I took a wad of toilet paper smeared it with chocolate and stuffed it up the hand dryer they turned it on bam the illusion of a dirty piece of toilet paper falls into their hand.

[anbu-kakashi]

In a resturant
Cheer people on eating there food. Going "eat it! Come on you could do it! Yay!"
Shoot spit balls at your family (we do that its fun)
Talk really loud and laugh. The paople look at you wierd. (done that)

WalMart
Follow people and pretend to look at the items in the isle.
Draw smillie faces on the fruit. (done that. Got in trouble)
Ask people if they seen you pet snake anywhere.

In bed place
Go to sleep in beds.
Pretend to wake up in bed and look around all confused. Then yell, "What the heck are you people doing in my house?!" (Done that. Got in really bid trouble.)

Tis all 4 now

[.Lovebeat]

Burn something...*evil laugh*
No, just kidding, I'm not a pyromaniac. Hehe, but maybe just knock on someones door and run away...err...that wasn't so chaotic ^^;

[Sword]

Burn a matress covered in crisps and biscuits.

[The Rebel]

Here are some more for your roomates.
1. While roommate is out, swap their dresser drawers around.
2. Keep a jar of toe nail clippings on your desk, as your roommate walks in to ask you something, reach into the jar and grab some clippings and chew on them.
3. While roommate is out, dress in drag and wait for them in their bed. When they walk in, say, "There's something I have to tell you."
4. Before your roommate goes to bed, hide in their closet. When they finally start to fall asleep, start mewoing like a cat. When they open the closet, say you followed a cat into the closet but lost it by the shoes.
5. While roommates out, take all the kitchen appliances and put them in the living room, and take living room appliances and put them in the kitchen. Then sit down, and act like your watching TV when they walk in, but really be staring at the toaster oven. Then complain about something wrong with the TV.

That's all I can think of for now. BTW with the right tools, it's easy to remount a door with the handle on the other side. (exp. instead of being on the right side of door, have it on the left side of door.)

[Yukiyo_Hanayo]

lol i am sooooooo gonna try some of these........hehehe i have a nat for causing trouble and aspecially a big mess!

[Sweet Lucidity]

randomly select a person in walmart and tell them that you are gonna stalk them and stalk them till the leave the store (i do that at school on dude got really freaked and ran away lol)

[Nineteenth]

I'm suprised no one got at anyone for ripping off the "Ways to create havok at Wal-Mart" lists that are all over the net.

It's been done. ]
It's been done so much that Tommy Lee won't touch it.

[Notthesameanymore]

My friend gave em to me...so i thought why not post em?! plus, I'm poor....TxT I need rupees.....anyways...

Slumber Party...

1. Wait until someone falls asleep then place their hand in warm water.
(don't do this unless you're prepared to tackle clean-up)

2. Pour cold water over the showers while they're bathing....then run fast....

Freak out your parents...

Tape the sprayer in your kitchen to the on position at night. The first person to to turn on the water will get soaked. MAKE SURE IT'S NOT YOU.

Greetings on the Phone...

(Try these when you answer the phone again)

1.[Your Name]'s Pizza's! I'm the guy if you want pie!

2. Pet's Vets! There's no business like monkey business!

3. Hello! Diso Cat! The place for glitter and kitty litter!

4. [In a whisper] Insitute for the Mental and overly sensitive Eardrums.

Scare your Babysitter....

(Never tried this cause I don't have a babysitter but its sure to work....they pulled it on me. TxT evil...)

Find a big Band-aid and put ketchup on it. Tell your babysitter that you cut yourself but you're all better now. Then prtend to pass out.

Ways to Torment the Pizza Guy....

1. Ask for crusts on top this time.

2. Ask if you get to keep the box when you're done. When they say yes, act relieved.

3. Make the first topping you order pepperoni, then before you hang up say," Remeber no pepperoni!" Don't wait for a reply.

Money Hungry...

1. Use Krazy Glue to stick a quarter to the side walk. Watch as people walk by and try to take it up.
(don't try this on a busy side walk)

2. Attach a dollar to a fishing line and pull it along slowly. Then watch from a secure area as people grab at it. When someone gets too close yank it away and run and hide.

In an elevator...

1. Meow occassionally.

2. Make an explody noise whenever soemone pushes a button.

3. Stand silently in a corner and stare out the glass window. If you stay there long enough people might do it too.
(I tried)

4. Bet the passengers you can fit a quarter up your nose.

Staying up late...
1. Wear plastic fangs and convince your parents you're a vampire.

2. Explain you are preparing for new year's eve.

3.Laugh and say,"I'm already asleep! You're just dreaming I'm awake!"

4.Tell them your science home work is to stay up and watch shooting stars and you'll flunk if you don't see one.
(worked for me)
Phew! that's all folks!

[Rageling]

Gotta try the sprayer one I can't wait

[Notthesameanymore]

Hehehe I did....too bad I got caught. Trouble TxT

[DragonNight]

I tried the "can i keep the box" one...he looked at me weird and didnt answer.. O.o
Ive got nothing...
Cept Chase the mailman...^^

[Notthesameanymore]

I did that too....my dog got in government related trouble...i felt bad so i apologized.

[Amix]

One time at school I took my pencil and I put in on my friends desk having the tip being pointed up and then my friend sat down and the pencil stuck to his butt!! Lmao..he got stabbed in the butt with a pencil I was laughing so hard, you people should try that..I know that's mean but hey, it was funny.

[Gizoku]

1. this is only when your room mate is half asleep or sleeping, get plastic wrap and tape it to the door entrance, then cause a whole crapload of noise scream yell for help, stuff like that and your room mate will eventualy get caught in the mess ^_^

2. try the plastic wrap on the toilet thing ^_^ works like a charm

[Notthesameanymore]

One time at school I took my pencil and I put in on my friends desk having the tip being pointed up and then my friend sat down and the pencil stuck to his butt!! Lmao..he got stabbed in the butt with a pencil I was laughing so hard, you people should try that..I know that's mean but hey, it was funny.

A guy stabbed me with a pencil once. So i stapled his crotch.

[Sweet Lucidity]

Bring a vacume to class.half way through class, stand up and start using it. If your professor objects, explain that you cant stand sitting in this pigsty any longer. Keep vacuumining, grumbling angarly

[Sweet Lucidity]

Bring a small catus to class. raise your hand and when you get called on say that your catus has a question. turn and look at the cactus, as if your waiting for it say something. After a few moments shrug and wait for the professor to move on Do this once a day and beacome increasingly irratated with the catus everytime sighing heavly and giving it evil looks when it fails to speak. when you leave the room after class start yelling at it saying "i cant belive you emarrased me AGAIN!!!!"

[Jizzka]

Those are hilarious. I love them and will use some. Awesome thread. =)

[Moon Helix Avatar]

I am a bit of an anarchist of sorts.......ok i'm on of the best lol.I'll take my time and put down a good chunck of devilish knowledge for you!

Wallmart:Ride their bikes around the store,late at night you can go super fast skidding the breaks and leaving huge black streaks on the floor.Last time they had a moto scooter and it was quite fast possibly 30mph fast lol,took it full speed across from one side to the other of the store and back, stopping twice leaving huge 25ft black streeks on the floors, and power burned the back tire a few times in one spot "burnies".

Go to the car wash item section.....get the clear liquid car wash wax stuff or soap.Pick a non carpeted isle, make sure no one is looking and squirt a deacent amount on the fllor and skeedaddle hide the bottle in a tire or in the cookwear section in a pot or what have you.

Wallmart is plentifull and a varitable trove of mischif.

Go to the produce section, rather poultry with cart in hand, get some chicken.Maby yogurt,a plastic canister type thing with lid of chicken liver/gizzards(very good stuff for unforseen future mischif!)Take that stuff shop around other parts of the store, shoe section....once again when few ppl are in the store(scout around the store when you get in to determen)take the canister of gizzards or livers, cleanly dump some in a boot or two carefull not to get any visible evidence on the outside! Also you could take the same approach to the toilet section, the display toilets are hankerin for things to be put in them! I am sure you'll come up with things if you are dastardly enough!

As for display computers...ones that are up and running.I have a few disks with hardcore viruses on them,most the harddrive killer veriaty heheh, again no one looking slip the disk into the pc, all I have to do is open the disk like a folder from the menue that pops up and bam! I have taken out every pc they have on display in one night before,Or as a more harmless measure if i'm in the mood! I'll take a disk in that has various backgrounds saved on them, and i'll put a hardcore full nude in action still from a lets say interracial or anal perhaps scat porn video as the back ground on the display computer and leave!

I'll edit to put more on here later if I feel, or add on a new post.
These can get you into BIG trouble if you get caught, not reccomended.