Dumb Warnings

[shi_amai]

I got really bored so I decided to start a thread on dumb warning labels. Post them here.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton
On bottom side: "Keep Upright".

Demazin Infant Drops
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.

Boot's Childrens Cough Medicine
Do not drive a car or run machinery.

Nytol Sleep Aid
Warning: May cause drowsiness

[Havana]

Or how about "May contain traces of peanuts" when there's none.

[Kewii]

Actually, that's not so stupid. A lot of people can die just from a possible trace of peanut. It's a safety precaution and a legality.

[Pina Colada]

Yeah. They say that because where the product was made, people work with peanuts, and it could accidently come in contact with your product. They want to warn people allergic to peanuts that they probobly shouldn't eat it just in case.

[Ami~chan]

How about this one :
One some christmas lights : For indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to what? Outer Space?!?!!?)
One a Korean kitchen knife : Keep out of children.

[Kewii]

ahahaha. keep out of children...that's going on my MSN name.

Something that always gets me is on shampoo bottles: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

repeat until when??

[Cless Alvein]

I've had some of these in my sig before.

[Alyssa]

That Engrish website has some of the funniest labels - I'm surprised you go to that site too ^_^

I had a label on me from an anicent past - but I lost it... go figure...

[Vua]

i love engrish.com

[Cless Alvein]

That Engrish website has some of the funniest labels - I'm surprised you go to that site too ^_^

I had a label on me from an anicent past - but I lost it... go figure...

Why is that surprising?

[Alyssa]

Why is that surprising?

Because I thought that I was the only one who went to that site before - that's what surprised me - seeing other people on AF go on that site here too. lol

[SailorCross]

Oh that is good. I guess some people are too stupid to think with common sense.

[Alyssa]

I'm afraid I have no idea what you are talking about.

Anyways, on topic: Here we go lol

I like this one - it's pretty funny to me ^_^

[Karel]

"Beware of Deer"

Yeah you could say you never see them.. but it's up there because one will eventually jump out and get Ran the hell over.

[plzjustdie]

Or how about "May contain traces of peanuts" when there's none.

better yet, "May contain traces of peanuts"- on a can of peanuts

on a stroller- remove infant before folding

[Alyssa]

In a restaurant I came down by Tokyo Japan, on vacation, I came across this weird sign... <wish I had that picture on me, okay, will type it up lol>

"Please walk safely wide up-side-down. Customers eats waiting." o_O

[plzjustdie]

"do not use if you are mentally ill"- on a baseball bat

[____]

well now, there was a pic. of a sign in the newpaper that my dad showed me.


the sign said, "Beware, Sand" or ,"Sand". something like that.....
and the sign was in the middle of the desert.

now the next one.....
my dad bought a CD holder. it was really thin and probably could hold only up to 6 CD's. but anyway, on the back there was a tag and it said, "Beware, do not use as a flotation device."

who on earth would be stupid enough to use a CD holder as a flotation device, let alone having the CD holder be that small?!

[Ollie]

On a hairdryer - "Do not use in shower."

what's sad is that some people actually DO need these warnings. ~_~

[Suzuna]

Not a label, but I love the "I hate myself and I want to die" shirt. Too funny!

[Gjallarhorn]

Outside of a mall in the drop off/ pick up area: No Loitering
On a resteraunt menu: "Xtra Spicy Buffalo Chicken (may be hot)"

[Elfy]

on a blender: "do not use for the other use"

on a pack of nuts :"warning may contain nuts"

[Metaldork]

On a package of sleeping pills: Warning: May cause drowsiness.

[Pig_catapult]

Enough said.

[Die Tod von Euch]

(all are copy and pasted from dumbwarnings.com)

Komatsu Floodlight:
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Summerfield Suites - Near Door
Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children

Craftsman Push Mower
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Jonsreds Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Roll-A-Hose
Description reads "WARNING - May cause cancer in California"

Mr. Bubbles
Keep out of reach of children