Make an original Joke

[Clayton_n]

So do you have any jokes you have made up, rather than some you may have heard from somebody else?

Example:

Q: What's Dracula's favorite hobby?

A: Photobombing. But nobody knows about it.






Luke: Uncle this one's crap. Do they have any others?


Uncle Owen: We'll take this M3gan unit.


Luke: Oh no, the Empire must have killed my family...

[Digimon_Sommelier]

Everyone's in the sky.

[Beast]

My 7 year old daughter told me this one recently; Why do fish make terrible basketball players? They always avoid the net!

Made me so proud. Lmao

[Clayton_n]

My 7 year old daughter told me this one recently; Why do fish make terrible basketball players? They always avoid the net!

Made me so proud. Lmao

Nice.


Oh here's one: Your mother is so fat that when she wear's Batman's merchandise (looks up at the sky) he shows up.

[Digimon_Sommelier]

Nice.


Oh here's one: Your mother is so fat that when she wear's Batman's merchandise (looks up at the sky) he shows up.

Mothers are to be called fat?

[Clayton_n]

Mothers are to be called fat?

Yep. Also skinny, ugly, sweaty, smelly...

[PictureGuy]

What do you call a surrealist Buddhist? The Salvador Dali Lama.

[Digimon_Sommelier]

You two are the most disgusting people for upholding the former poster's incendiary, degrading comments about mothers. You both need to be banned from this forum!

[Beast]

You two are the most disgusting people for upholding the former poster's incendiary, degrading comments about mothers. You both need to be banned from this forum!

This forum hasn't been relevant in yearrssss, and will probably never reach what it used to be. That being said, if you don't like something just ignore it. You should know that by now, being over 30 and all.

[Digimon_Sommelier]

This forum hasn't been relevant in yearrssss, and will probably never reach what it used to be. That being said, if you don't like something just ignore it. You should know that by now, being over 30 and all.

A) This forum is relevant if there are people still posting on it. Period.

B) I'm over 30, yes, which means I, as a mature adult, chose not to ignore such disrespectful comments towards women. I said what I said and my post is not the one you should've been offended by.

C) You're right, Beast. You're not a legend. Legends should be role models and chastising someone for being outraged enough to reply to an offensive post, which is my right as a user posting here at a forum, was the wrong thing to do. I was being too kind.

[Beast]

A) This forum is relevant if there are people still posting on it. Period.

B) I'm over 30, yes, which means I, as a mature adult, chose not to ignore such disrespectful comments towards women. I said what I said and my post is not the one you should've been offended by.

C) You're right, Beast. You're not a legend. Legends should be role models and chastising someone for being outraged enough to reply to an offensive post, which is my right as a user posting here at a forum, was the wrong thing to do. I was being too kind.

I never claimed to be a legend. You're a butthurt autistic who thinks standing up for invisible women will somehow land him a date. Lmao carry on friend.