If you were President...

[PictureGuy]

There was never anything brilliant about you. Stop pretending you know what you're saying.
You!ve been doing it for years and you couldn't even convince yourself.

You mean you have no intelligent response, so you reply with insults. It doesn't fool anybody. It only proves your ignorance.

[DOOM!]

You mean you have no intelligent response, so you reply with insults. It doesn't fool anybody. It only proves your ignorance.

Response to what? That you disclaimed my statement because i used a term coined by trump to define organized corruption?
Would you preffer i'd be more like: Booooo, you liberty-lovin, donkey worshiping, i-m-the-good-guy chest-thumping proletariat sustainer?

[PictureGuy]

Response to what? That you disclaimed my statement because i used a term coined by trump to define organized corruption?
Would you preffer i'd be more like: Booooo, you liberty-lovin, donkey worshiping, i-m-the-good-guy chest-thumping proletariat sustainer?

I would prefer that you answer like an intelligent person, but we both know that is impossible for you.

[Digimon_Sommelier]

I would prefer that you answer like an intelligent person, but we both know that is impossible for you.

@PictureGuy : Please do not engage. The argument is going nowhere. Be nice to one another. Agree to disagree.

[DOOM!]

I would prefer that you answer like an intelligent person, but we both know that is impossible for you.

Could you please read about your posts/quotes and higlight what was your goddamn question that i haven't already answered? No, it's just you trying to appear coherent on your hipocrisy and self-assert your disputable intelligence!

[PictureGuy]

Could you please read about your posts/quotes and higlight what was your goddamn question that i haven't already answered? No, it's just you trying to appear coherent on your hipocrisy and self-assert your disputable intelligence!

Learn to spell.

[Clayton_n]

If i was president I wouldn't politicize a plain crash before they've dragged the bodies out of the water.

[Clayton_n]

If I were president I'd read my memos and learn the difference between transgender and transgenic before making a speech.

I also might hire someone with common sense who can silence my microphone after the election.








Definition. 00:00. Transgenic refers to an organism or cell whose genome has been altered by the introduction of one or more foreign DNA sequences from another species by artificial means. Transgenic organisms are generated in the laboratory for research purposes.

[DOOM!]

Learn to spell.

Fucking PsyOps!

[Clayton_n]

Fucking PsyOps!

Wait... ARE you the president?

Cause I saw him turn messing with California's electric car plan into a standup routine about transgender people this morning...

[DOOM!]

Wait... ARE you the president?

Cause I saw him turn messing with California's electric car plan into a standup routine about transgender people this morning...

Yup! Everything to end the ecofaggotry hype! Deep states want you to wear a dress while driving a remote-controller toycar for short distances that pollutes like tractor that's constantly on once you throw away it's battery pack, since they'all disposeable, like their drivers.

[Clayton_n]

Yup! Everything to end the ecofaggotry hype! Deep states want you to wear a dress while driving a remote-controller toycar for short distances that pollutes like tractor that's constantly on once you throw away it's battery pack, since they'all disposeable, like their drivers.

[DOOM!]

They should do a sequel of that.
Or a live-action movie!
Them boys'n'girls are so COOL!

Edit: I mean, what kind of superhero still sports a mullet these days?
In Berlin they called that haircut kukus killer (not the actual spelling); and those people basically do the same thing: sucking out pollution.
And the what-a-'merican-would-call racist attributes/powers these kids have are just geniusly set up. "I love racism! *eyebrow*" - Spanky Ham
I'd love it too, in a very porno kind of way...

[Clayton_n]

Fucking PsyOps!

Guy's he's onto us! Code seven purple alpha grace! Eliminate the target and cleanse the area!

[PictureGuy]

I couldn't find the complete cartoon:



Maybe this will do:

[Clayton_n]

Currently I'd be doing my best to kill inflation and undo the national debt. We should not be spending money we don't have. I'd make minimum wage $4, forcing the price of stuff down rather than placating idiots who think raising it somehow gives them more money. Then I'd pass a law preventing anyone from raising the price on things unless they had a new version that you could demonstrate is better than the old in some way, so that something that cost $1 last year cannot go up in price while using the same materials, processing methods, and such. I'd repeal the Invention Secrecy Act and let people sell all those inventions considered dangerous to national interests. I'd probably sell Florida and maybe Tennessee, while making it illegal for the government to spend or print money we do not actually have. I'd have our military turn to privateering against countries that don't like us anyway and charge people for us getting involved in foreign affairs while making it a rule that if we do fight in somebody else's war, we get to loot the enemy treasury when and if we win as well as take their goods, and still make the losers pay us until the cost of the war is offset before we start helping them out with other wars or free health care or whatever. I'd also stop egg production at least until the chicken numbers are back up.

Yes a car that doesn't run on gas will put many people out of work, just like cars did carriages. Deal with it.

All taxes will be repealed and replaced with an entirely voluntary tithes. If you don't want to pay the government you don't have to. The results are on your head. "By the people" is right there next to "for the people" and while we might have a rough first year I figure once the roads start falling apart people will pony up. If not, let them deal with it on their own.

I would also end the nanny state. Repeal all vice laws, legalize drugs, prostitution, gambling, abortions, and take the word "spouse" off the forms making such things a personal choice and instead allowing those who live together to just declare one another dependents on the tax form. Television, the internet, radio and the like can broadcast anything that want that's not hurting someone (clearly child porn and the like would be off the table) and if FOX wanted to be a porn channel, let them. Because those devices are paid for, have passwords, firewalls, parental controls, off buttons, and plugs/power sources and thus can be easily turned off. The government would no longer be in charge of stopping people from making stupid personal decisions.

At least not until after we fix things like murder, rape, assault, human trafficking, equality, drunk driving, poaching, theft, child abuse, animal abuse, and the like. Not monitoring if someone's getting divorced or has two wives or sees boobies on a service they are paying for. People will be r4esponsible for their own damn lives and not able to ask the government to decide who can marry who (a religious thing that should not be allowed anyway) and whether or not they want to have babies, abort them, put them up for adoption, gay marriage, religions ideals, etcetera. It's a personal choice, not a requirement.

I'd have an open border policy. Anyone can enter the country freely, but anyone who employs an illegal undocumented worker will be charged $10,000 a head... weekly.



I would also reinstitute duels to the death as a legal recourse. That way cops could spend time solving real murders if two idiots want to kill each other like pissed off wives or gang violence. It can all be done in front of a judge on equal terms in an arena. I'd add in a non-lethal version where the loser loses all legal proof that they are alive (SSN, birth certificate, and so forth) if they lose, without killing them, if both parties agree beforehand. Once files all assets and legal status of both parties would be frozen until the second person agrees or turns down the duel or it is concluded.

I'm also considering random sterilization by putting estrogen in the wheat, until the American population stabilizes at around 250,000,000. You want kids? Adopt. I seriously doubt your genes are necessary. In the event we do have a sudden need for viable sperm and eggs, we can crack open that Nobel Prize Winner seed vault. (though if Trump somehow does end up in there I may have an accident with a few of the vials... oops. Clumsy me.)

Vote Clayton 2028!

[PictureGuy]

This song rings true today:

[Clayton_n]

[PictureGuy]

Then there's this: