How to swear properly

[Clayton_n]

So who has tips on how to properly swear? Not just use foul language, but really put in the effort and thought, like a pirate or Yosemite Sam.

[Digimon_Sommelier.]

You *bleep* the *bleeping* *bleep* out of what you say, Watson.

[Clayton_n]

Alexander Bell: (Whispering huskily into the phone) Watson... I need you.


Anyway if you have to bleep it, you're doing it wrong you pigeon faced scallywag!

[PictureGuy]

As Shakespeare wrote:

More of your conversation will infect my brain.
--- Coriolanus, Act 2, Scene 1

[Clayton_n]

Forsooth yonder blatherskite speaks but truth though it falls from his lips like unto dung.

[Digimon_Sommelier.]

This is a spam thread, isn't it?

[Clayton_n]

This is a spam thread, isn't it?

No, I'm encouraging you to swear but possibly do it without using bad" or "four letter" words. You cornpone eatin' scallyway!

[Digimon_Sommelier.]

What is a "scallyway?"

[Clayton_n]

What is a "scallyway?"

A typo of scallywag. By the way nice use of "blatherskite" in that other thread.

[Digimon_Sommelier.]

Thanks!

[Clayton_n]

Now start swearin' proper ya polecat lovin' horny toad!

[Digimon_Sommelier.]

S*** yeah!!

[Clayton_n]

Dude, seriously? A four letter word? You aren't even trying.

[Digimon_Sommelier.]

No, that's the point.

[Clayton_n]

No, that's the point.

Yonder varlet hath neither the stones nor the fortitude to swear properly! have at thee sir!

[Digimon_Sommelier.]

Dag nabbit!!