Lesbian Spy Agency

[Clayton_n]

I am working on a book about an independent lesbian spy agency. Think Kingsman with all Roxy. World wide, no affiliation to any one country. Sort of an amalgamation of all the secret lesbian clubs and societies that eventually came together and started their own spy agency to fight things like modern slavery, bigotry, etc. In a James Bond sort of way (actually yes that is a gun in my pocket, but I'm still happy to see you...). Note: Not D.E.B.S.


Any ideas? Missions? Gadgets? Enemy Agencies?

[Clayton_n]

Nothing huh? You guys are no help.


Come on think of all the stuff anti-gay people say


Lesbians seduce all other women and turn them gay like vampires or werewolves
the infiltrate everywhere and could be anyone
The secretly ran the Nazi party
They recruit
There is supposedly a Gay Bomb
They steal information and use it against people
The manipulate what's in the media
They can destroy traditional marriages
Entire countries and religions have seen them as such a threat they've passed whole laws against them
They're secretly witches
People around the world are working on ways to "cure" them right out of scifi novels
They exist in defiance of god's will and have infiltrated the Catholic church (nuns especially)
They brainwash people
They're super strong women who ride motorcycles and drive big rigs
They are automatically awesome at sports yet banned from most of them
They defy the laws of nature
They cause natural disasters
There's a gay mafia/illuminati
They are secretly in a relationship with every celebrity ever
And lots more


Now I know this all sounds like the ranting of crazy back alley preachers and republicans... but what if it's all true? If so then lesbians are basically born badass ninjas and then they can still take it up a notch

[PictureGuy]

I guess the rest of us just are not into lesbians.

[Clayton_n]

Again we need a lot more people in here. Invite them.


I was checking out the new power couple in Jurassic world (Yas and Sammy) and saw a few complaints from parents about how they "snuck it in" five season in. The creator of course says they planned it from the start and were implying it through the whole show but parents seem to think they're secretly embedding lesbians into kids shows to corrupt them. Interestingly one asked how she was supposed to explain sex to her kids after seeing the kiss. I was kinda curious how she did it in season 4 when Kenji and Brooklyn kissed.

Personally i think that would be awesome if they were...

Also interestingly in the show Sammy was secretly a spy.

[PictureGuy]

You can recruit Rin from Rin: Daughters of Mnemosyne. She is a green haired, alcoholic, immortal lesbian detective. She could make it as a spy.

[Clayton_n]

I thought she WAS a spy.

Anyway this is not about anime.

[Digimon_Sommelier]

I guess the rest of us just are not into lesbians.

I'm an ally!!

[Clayton_n]

I'm an ally!!

Good. Because they have a license to kill anyone who isn't.





https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sap...eet/1142052415

https://www.amazon.com/Sapphic-Spies...s=books&sr=1-1

[PictureGuy]

Which reminds me, I have a License to Stalk, Track Down, and Disembowel laying around here somewhere. I have to try to find it.

[Clayton_n]

Which reminds me, I have a License to Stalk, Track Down, and Disembowel laying around here somewhere. I have to try to find it.

this is an anime site. EVERYONE is a stalker.