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    Default Are You Going to Heaven or Hell?

    Q: Based on your performance as a human being in your lifetime thus far, do you think you're going to Heaven or Hell?

    I'd like to think I will go to Heaven, since Hell is hot, OH YEAH!!

    Note: I know this thread is ridiculous and hopefully not offensive. That is not my intention.
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    Yeah I'm going to heaven. Provided you don't have to be religious to go there. If so I'm going to purgatory with all the other noble pagans like socrates.

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    Default Re: Are You Going to Heaven or Hell?

    If the Christians are even a little right... Hell.

    Actually in most religions most people go to Hell until they reincarnate. You have to become a God to get into Heaven.

    Oddly enough I just started writing a book about this called "Slumber Party Hell" which takes place in one of the less tortury hells...





    “I mean, d'you know what eternity is? There's this big mountain, see, a mile high, at the end of the universe, and once every thousand years there's this little bird-"
    -"What little bird?" said Aziraphale suspiciously.
    -"This little bird I'm talking about. And every thousand years-"
    -"The same bird every thousand years?"
    -Crowley hesitated. "Yeah," he said.
    -"Bloody ancient bird, then."
    -"Okay. And every thousand years this bird flies-"
    -"-limps-"
    -"-flies all the way to this mountain and sharpens its beak-"
    -"Hold on. You can't do that. Between here and the end of the universe there's loads of-" The angel waved a hand expansively, if a little unsteadily. "Loads of buggerall, dear boy."
    -"But it gets there anyway," Crowley persevered.
    -"How?"
    -"It doesn't matter!"
    -"It could use a space ship," said the angel.
    Crowley subsided a bit. "Yeah," he said. "If you like. Anyway, this bird-"
    -"Only it is the end of the universe we're talking about," said Aziraphale. "So it'd have to be one of those space ships where your descendants are the ones who get out at the other end. You have to tell your descendants, you say, When you get to the Mountain, you've got to-" He hesitated. "What have
    they got to do?"
    -"Sharpen its beak on the mountain," said Crowley. "And then it flies back-"
    -"-in the space ship-"
    -"And after a thousand years it goes and does it all again," said Crowley quickly.

    There was a moment of drunken silence.

    -"Seems a lot of effort just to sharpen a beak," mused Aziraphale.
    -"Listen," said Crowley urgently, "the point is that when the bird has worn the mountain down to nothing, right, then-"

    Aziraphale opened his mouth. Crowley just knew he was going to make some point about the relative hardness of birds' beaks and granite mountains, and plunged on quickly.

    -"-then you still won't have finished watching The Sound of Music."

    Aziraphale froze.

    -"And you'll enjoy it," Crowley said relentlessly. "You really will."
    -"My dear boy-"
    -"You won't have a choice."
    -"Listen-"
    -"Heaven has no taste."
    -"Now-"
    -"And not one single sushi restaurant."

    A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.”
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    Default Re: Are You Going to Heaven or Hell?

    Just wondering, what makes most people think they're getting into Heaven in the first place?

    Just because you did not rob, rape, or murder somebody? When you think of Mother Teresa are those the stats that you think of when determining if she's earned a place in eternal paradise?

    What exactly have you done to earn your way in?


     









    Quote Originally Posted by Kumagawa View Post
    Yeah I'm going to heaven. Provided you don't have to be religious to go there. If so I'm going to purgatory with all the other noble pagans like socrates.


    Quote Originally Posted by Digimon_Sommelier::. View Post

    I'd like to think I will go to Heaven, since Hell is hot, OH YEAH!!
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    Default Re: Are You Going to Heaven or Hell?

    Go to hell: https://www.gotohellmi.com/

    That's right! Hell is in Michigan!



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    Anime is a lot like sex. Done right it's a beautiful act of creation that brings a little more light into the world. If it's sick and wrong... it's even better.

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    ^ Robert Marley? He sure has changed since he died. His music sucks now.


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    Default Re: Are You Going to Heaven or Hell?

    I watch many anime, so Hell probably

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    Quote Originally Posted by PictureGuy View Post
    ^ Robert Marley? He sure has changed since he died. His music sucks now.
    Unless you were stoned it wasn't that great then. Besides it's Hell, what did you expect?

    Try Billie Eilish

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    Default Re: Are You Going to Heaven or Hell?

    Hell, regardless of what religion is right. LOL

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    Default Re: Are You Going to Heaven or Hell?

    You know, the best way to avoid Hell is to be a Satanist. If you screw up, you go to Heaven.
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