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    Post a joke, funny image, song, whatever.

    First you must make a comment about the humor of the post above yours.

    Note: if you use someone else's joke please give them credit. if you make up a joke tell us it's your original work and also google it to make sure nobody else beat you to it.

    Example: (Not mine) "I remember my very first night here—and this is goin’ on fifteen years ago—I was takin’ a walk downtown, tryin’ to get a feel for the place. And I’m walkin’ through a construction site—and it was all construction sites back then, you understand—and I come across this hole in the ground, ’bout ten feet in diameter. I look down and I can’t see a bottom, so I pull a quarter out of my pocket and toss it down, and listen for a clink or a splash. Nothin’. Coin just tumbles into the darkness and disappears. So now I’m real curious, and I look around for somethin’ else to throw down there. And teeterin’ right on the edge of the hole is an old refrigerator. So, I circle around and I give it a good kick and it tumbles down into the hole. I hear it bang off the side a few times but once again, there’s no crash, no splash, like it just kept fallin’ forever. It was the strangest thing. So I figure this is the first of this city’s many unknowable mysteries and I start to go on about my way. But then I see the second strange thing—this goat, it goes flying past me, in midair. Like it was fired from a cannon. And now I think I’m losin’ my mind, like maybe it’s not just tobacco in my cigar, if you know what I’m sayin’. So I walk along and I come across a guy sittin’ on the curb and I say, ‘Holy cow, partner, did you see that goat?’ And the fella says, ‘Well, that’s my goat.’ And I say, ‘Well, I hate to tell ya, but I think it’s gone. It took off flyin’.’ And the fella says, ‘That’s impossible. I had him chained to a refrigerator.’”

    ----David Wong



    Original joke by Clayton Overstreet (me) published in my book "Lesbian Jokes of a Positive Nature":

    Peter Pan goes up to Princess Tiger lily and says, "Tiger Lily, would you like to do somethin with me tonight?"
    She replies, "Sorry Peter, I can't. Tinkerbell, the mermaids and I are eating out."
    He asks. "What are you eating?"
    She replies, "We're having Wendy's."

    Also By me: Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are fighting. Sesshomaru says, "You can't beat me, i'm a full blooded demon. There's nothing you can do I can't do a thousand times better!"
    Inuyasha replies, "Oh yeah? Try clapping."




    One more by me:


    Dr. Drakkan: I heard you had your you-know-what replaced with a tiny golf club. How did that work out?
    Duff Killigan: Ta tell ya the truth lad, it's drivin' me nuts...


    From Google:






    The Assumption Song by John Anaya

    Last edited by Clayton_n; 05-06-2021 at 05:45 PM.
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