So who is your anime hero and role model?
The theme from Fall guy pretty much sums them all up.
Well, I'm not the kind to kiss-and-tell
Bur I've been seen with Ryoko
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine
I've been on fire with Motoko Kusanagi, gone fast with a girl named Ru
But somehow they just don't end up as mine
It's a death-defied life I lead, I take my chances
I die for a living in the movies and TV
But the harderst thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee
I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a brand new car
'Cos I'm the unknown stuntman
That made Tenchi such a star
I've never spent much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty
It's true, I hire my body out for pay, hey hey
I've gotten burnt over Twilight Sparkle, blown up for Rarity
But when I end up in the hay, it's only hay, hey hey
I might jump an open drawbridge
Or Tarzan from a vine
'Cos I'm the unknown stuntman
That makes Vash The Stampede look so fine
They'll never make me president but I've got the best first ladies.
Some days I've got 'em as far as the eye can see.
A morning dive with princess Peach, I crash in the night with Daisy,
But in the end they never stay with me.
And I might fall from a tall building so Cute talking animals don't get hurt,
I might leap a mighty canyon so he can kiss and flirt.
While that smooth talker's kissin' my girl I'm just kissin' dirt,
Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of out of flirts...
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