i've got an idea for a book I'm working on. Anyone know any good Slasher related humor?

Who is your favorite slasher?

best kill method?

Favorite joke they tell before/while they kill someone?


personally I think the possessed girls have an eating disorder. You do not want to follow them into the bathroom.



Girl: Wouldn't it be great if you could take all the best parts of the cutest boys and sew them together?