Be/Kill

[Tycke]

I would rather be quiet and kill the talkative person.

Would you rather be/kill the gardener or the delivery person?

[Sltnal]

be a gardener and kill a delivery person.

would you rather be psychiatrist or dermatologist?

[Tycke]

I would rather be a psychiatrist and kill a dermatologist.

Would you rather be/kill a Scientologist or a Jehovah's Witness?

[Immoral]

I'd rather die than be either one of them.

Be/kill a U.S. vet or a currently active U.S. soldier?

[Tycke]

I guess I'd rather be the vet and kill the current but I don't like the choice.

Would you rather be/kill a grape or an apple?

[Sltnal]

Be an apple and kill a grape.

would rather be/kill a professor in a university or a teacher in school? (not related to money but as interaction with students)

[Tycke]

I would rather be a university professor and kill a school teacher. I've always kind of seen public school/preschool as just...advanced babysitting.

Would you rather be/kill a gym rat or a science nerd?

[Sltnal]

I'd rather be a science nerd and kill a gym rat.

Would you rather be/kill a party planner and a tourist guide?

[Tycke]

I would rather be a party planner and kill the tourist guide.

Would you rather be/kill Keanu Reeves or Mr. Rogers?

[Sltnal]

I'd be Mr. Rogers and kill Keanu Reeves. (sorry to his fans )

Would you rather be/kill a food taster or a sommelier?

[Tycke]

I'd rather be a sommelier and kill a food taster, but I have to be honest that I had to look up the word.

Would you rather be/kill a bard or a paladin?

[Sltnal]

It kind of hard but I'd rather be a bard and kill a paladin.

Would you rather be/kill a clerk and a receptionist?

[Tycke]

I would rather be a clerk and kill the receptionist.

Would you rather be/kill a stoner or a drunk?

[Sltnal]

I don't like to be one of the options in real life, as a game I'd rather be a stoner and kill a stoner.

Would you rather be/kill a criminologist or a detective?

[Tycke]

I'd rather be a criminologist and kill the detective.

Would you rather be/kill a super villain or a super hero?

[Immoral]

Part of me wants to be the supper villain, but I'll choose the super hero and kill the villain.

Be/kill one of the TMNT or the Toxic Crusader?

[Tycke]

I don't know the Toxic Crusader so I'd rather be the TMNT and kill the Toxic Crusader.

Would you rather be/kill Captain Planet or Team America?

[Sltnal]

hmm, I'd rather be Captain Planet and kill Team America.

Would you rather be/kill a sea captain or a pilot?

[Tycke]

I would rather be a pilot and kill a sea captain.

Would you rather be/kill a dragon knight or a pegasus rider?

[Sltnal]

hmm, that kinda hard but I guess I'd rather be a pegasus rider and kill a dragon knight.

Would you rather be/kill manga artist or novel writer?

[Tycke]

Tough one, I don't want to kill a manga artist but I also think I would rather kill one than be one with some of their workloads. I'd rather be a novel writer and kill the manga artist.

Would you rather be/kill a dancer in an old timey masquerade ball or a modern dance club?

[Immoral]

I'll be the old masquerade ball dancer and kill the modern club dancer.

Be/kill Pikachu or Raichu?

[Tycke]

Rude question! I would rather be Raichu and kill Pikachu.

Would you rather be/kill a feral cat or a feral dog?

[Sltnal]

I'd rather be a feral cat and kill a feral dog.

Would you rather be/kill a concert-goer or a performer?

[Tycke]

I would rather be a concert goer and kill the performer...because then I can go home and play games instead of being at a concert, haha!

Would you rather be/kill the Horde or the Alliance?