Do Anything to the User Above You

[Tycke]

I send you to the Harley Davidson museum.

[Sltnal]

I throw a curse at you to become a frog. You won't cure until you drink a sweat from a werewolf.

[Tycke]

Can werewolves sweat?

I give you the peace pipe.

[Kagakoko]

I give you some of my black magic

[Tycke]

I play with your hair.

[Digimon_Sommelier]

I give you a curling iron!!

[Tycke]

I give you a boat in a bottle.

[Sltnal]

I gave you a razor to shave your head bald.

[Tycke]

NO!

I give you three elf hairs. Don't ask where I got those.

[Sltnal]

I gave you a jack-in-the-box, when you opened you found these elves.

[Tycke]

I give you a katana.

[Sltnal]

I give you a fox.

[Digimon_Sommelier]

I give you a handbag!

[Tycke]

I throw a spaghetti noodle at you.

[Digimon_Sommelier]

I slurp the spaghetti! Mmm.

I give you an A+ on a math exam.

[Tycke]

Yay!

I give you snazzy sunglasses.

[Sltnal]

I give you a book of secrets.

[Tycke]

I give you an imp familiar.

[Sltnal]

I send you to Venus.

[Tycke]

I snap my fingers. Nothing happened.

[Kagakoko]

I give you a smile

[Sltnal]

I give you Mrs. Whiskerson (Rachel's cat in Friends) as a gift you can't reject sorry.

[.:neuko:.]

I give you 2 items - partly because I'm generous, but mostly I'm trying to clear out some excess junk lying around in my front yard and my trash can is full. Anyway one gift is a magic wand (yeah I'm a Pokemon with natural magic powers so what do I need that for?), the other is a large packet of crisps that so happen to be your favourite flavour and brand. Unfortunately I'm a bit of a klutz and just after handing you the crisps, I'm about to give you the wand when I accidentally activate it and it and warps you to a desert region. Oh well - look on the bright side, at least you have a big packet of crisps to munch on if you get hungry.

[Sltnal]

Thank you for your generous.

I put you in a field full of bulls and let you wear an only red suit then I turn my eyes around pretending I didn't see what's happened.

[Digimon_Sommelier]

I invite you to an anime convention!!