Do Anything to the User Above You

[Digimon_Sommelier]

I yawn so that that you and Immie can yawn too!!

[Tycke]

I yawn but then I pull a live goose from behind me and hand it to you.

[Digimon_Sommelier]

No, go away, goose!!

I give you the Medal of Friendship!!

[Tycke]

I give you a very cool hat.

[Immoral]

I take you on a trip around the world.

[Tycke]

I give you a Chocobo because they'll make the trip more fun!

[Immoral]

Best mounts ever!

I get you a video camera so you can tape the adventure to show your husband.

[Tycke]

I give you a magical satchel that has an unending supply of all your favorite snacks for the journey. It only does snacks though so we'll have to still hunt and forage for "regular" food.

[Digimon_Sommelier]

I give you all the Pokemon cards in existence!!

[Immoral]

I share my matzah and hummus with you.

[Digimon_Sommelier]

*Pushing it away* I won’t eat, no!!

I give you a toy to play with when you’re bored!!

[Tycke]

Neat! I fiddle with it.

I hand you a fiddle.

[PictureGuy]

I share my matzah and hummus with you.

You must be Sephardic.

I skip my turn for you.

[Tycke]

I hand you a cello.

[Immoral]

I give you a big fat blunt.

You must be Sephardic.

I skip my turn for you.

Nope.

[Tycke]

I hand you a bass!

Now we have a string quartet! Or three strings and a fish, idk.

[Digimon_Sommelier]

I give you sheet music.

[Tycke]

I give you a tape of the music we made together. THAT'S RIGHT A TAPE BECAUSE IT'S RETRO AND HIP!!

[Immoral]

I enter you in a poker tournament.

[Tycke]

I win $500 and give you half.

[Digimon_Sommelier]

I give you a rose!!

[Tycke]

(I eat it... not a fan of flowers)

I give you the stem back.

[Digimon_Sommelier]

What am to do with that?

I give you a baby to take care of for twenty-four hours.

[Tycke]

I don't want it!

I give the baby back to you.

[Immoral]

I give you ten more babies to take care of and run away.