We had Innuyasha and Innuyasha: The Final Chapter, but now we have Innuyasha: One Year Later!
It has been a year since Kagome decided to stay with Innuyasha in the feudal period as his wife. But after a year, the romance has faced. Kagome and Innuyasha seek help from a marriage consular.
Psychiatrist: Tell me, Kagome, what is your greatest dissatisfaction?
Kagome: Well, I guess it’s because life has just gotten so boring. Every day it’s the same thing. No excitement, no movies, no parties. Just the same old thing.
Innuyasha: What do you mean boring? We catch fish every morning, tend the vegetable garden, clean the house. We keep pretty busy.
K: I keep busy. You catch one fish for dinner, and then you leave me to do the rest of the work. You don’t come home until it’s time to eat.
I: Hey, I got things to do outside the home. Me and Miroku have demons to hunt.
K: Yeah, and you hunt them down at the local bar. I know what you two do when you get together. I can smell the liquor on you when you stumble home.
I: I don’t stumble.
P: Innuyasha, what is your greatest dissatisfaction?
I: Someone, I won’t say who, just can’t stop complaining.
K: Someone, I won’t say who, gives me a lot to complain about.
P: Let’s try a different subject. What is your sex life like?
I: Great! Fantastic!
K: The same as everything else. Dull.
I: Dull? You always told me I was great in the sack.
K: Oh yeah? When was the last time I said that?
I: About eight months ago.
K: Well, now the sex is boring. It’s the same sex every time.
I: So what’s the problem?
K: Do we always have to do it doggie style?
I: I’m half dog demon. What do you expect?
K: Variety. Why can’t we just do the basic missionary position for once? Or me on top?
I: What would you be doing on top?
P: Now Innuyasha, Kagome has a point. Variety is important in keeping a relationship fresh and seemingly new.
K: Why can’t we try the peg position? The bending spoon? The tango?
I: Wait a minute! How did you learn about those positions?
K: Uh, I looked them up on the internet when you are gone.
I: We don’t have the internet! This is the Warring States period!
P: OK. Let’s do an experiment here. It’s called “role playing.” Each of you pretend to be the other. Innuyasha, you go first. Pretend you are Kagome. What would Kagome say?
I: (In a high pitched voice.) Hi! My name is Kagome. And I like to b-tch, b-tch, b-tch.
K: Sit boy! (Innuyasha crashes to the floor.)
The next series: Innuyasha: Trial Separation.
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