Space Dandy vs Cowboy Bebop -- Round Robin

[PictureGuy]

First, what is a “round robin?” I will start a story. Then someone else continues it. Then another person continues. I will check back in and add some more. The rules:

1. You are free to write in your own personal style.
2. You must continue where the other person left off, though you are free to take the story in another direction.
3. You can be funny, dark, or anything you want just as long as you obey rule 2.
4. Do not change the nature of the characters. For example, Dandy will remain rather stupid and full of himself. Faye will put herself first. And so on.

So let me begin.


Scene: Aboard the Bebop. Ed is typing on her computer.

Ed: (singing) Typing on the internet. Searching on the interplanetary internet.

Spike: Aren’t you searching on the bounty hunters’ site?

Ed: Yep! And I found a lot! Fifty thousand woolong. Seven thousand woolong.

Spike: Chump change.

Jet: Dinner’s ready!

Ed: Ten million woolong.

Spike: What? Ten mil? That’s more like it!

Faye: Did someone say ten million woolong?

Jet: Let’s see. Hmmm. It’s for someone named Space Dandy.

Faye: Looks like a real loser to me.

Spike: Who cares? It’s ten mil!

Jet: And the reward is offered by some guy named. . . . Doctor Gel?

Faye: So how do we find this Space Dandy?

Spike: Says here he likes to hang out at some place called Boobies.

Ed: Ha! Ha! Boobies, boobies, boobies.

Faye: I know the place. Worst job I ever had.

Jet: Well, I’ll turn this ship around right after we eat. The bell pepper steak is getting cold.

Spike: Where did you get steak? Wait a minute. Where Ein?

Ein: Arf!

Spike: Whoo.

Jet: I think he wants to go walkies?

Spike: In deep space?


Now your turn. Continue.