A chilling scene from Monty Python’s Death Note.
Ryuk walks into an apple store.
Ryuk: Excuse me, do you have any Jonathan apples?
Clerk: Sorry sir, we are fresh out.
Ryuk: OK, then . How about Braeburn?
Clerk: Sold out yesterday sir.
Ryuk: Fuji?
Clerk: No sir.
Ryuk: Golden delicious?
Clerk: No.
Ryuk: Northern Spy?
Clerk: No.
Ryuk: Arkansas Black?
Clerk: No.
Ryuk: Granny Smith?
Clerk: Yes sir, we have Granny Smith. (Turns around to look.) I’m sorry. We’re all out of Granny Smith.
Ryuk: Jersey Mack?
Clerk: No.
Ryuk: Gala?
Clerk: No.
Ryuk: Mutsu?
Clerk: No.
Ryuk: Honeycrisp?
Clerk: Oh, yes! We do have Honeycrisp.
Ryuk: Very well, I will take a dozen Honeycrisp.
Clerk: They are a bit soft, sir.
Ryuk: That’s OK. I like them soft.
Clerk: Very good then. A dozen Honeycrisp. (Turns to look.) I’m sorry sir, we are out of Honeycrisp.
Ryuk: Ambrosia?
Clerk: No.
Ryuk: Red Delicious?
Clerk: No.
Ryuk: Cameo?
Clerk: No.
Ryuk: Shizuka?
Clerk: No.
Ryuk: See here, this is an apple store?
Clerk: Yes sir, we are an apple store.
Ryuk: And you do sell apples?
Clerk: Yes sir, we sell apples and only apples.
Ryuk: OK, then. Just checking. Sundance?
Clerk: No.
Ryuk: Stayman?
Clerk: No.
Ryuk: Enterprise?
Clerk: No.
Ryuk: McIntosh?
Clerk: No.
Ryuk: Ginger Gold?
Clerk: No.
Ryuk: Lodi?
Clerk: No. Why don’t I just tell you what we do have?
Ryuk: No, I’d rather do it this way.
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