Scene 1 -- Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are about to do battle.
Inuyasha: Hey, Sesshomaru! Liberace called! He wants his wardrobe back.
Sesshomaru: Inuyasha, I am going to slap you so silly.
Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru, you must hurry to defeat Inuyasha! Otherwise we will be late for the Barbara Streisand concert.
Scene 2. A journey through a demon infested forest.
Inuyasha: What the. . . ? Damn! Demon poop!
Miroku: Now you know why the rest of us wear shoes.
Scene 3. A search of a jewel shard.
Inuysaha: I think the shard may have fallen into that wood chopper. Shippo, go have a look.
Shippo: Why is everybody standing next to the power switch?
Scene 4. Miroku's Attack.
Miroku: Wind tunnel! (Loud farting noise.)
Kagome: Miroku, that's not funny.
Shippo: That's gross!
Sango: That's rude, Miroku.
Inuyasha: My super dog demon sense of smell. . . . I'm losing. . . consciousness. Can't breath. . . .
Miroku: Hee, hee, hee.
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