Scene 1 -- Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are about to do battle.

Inuyasha: Hey, Sesshomaru! Liberace called! He wants his wardrobe back.

Sesshomaru: Inuyasha, I am going to slap you so silly.

Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru, you must hurry to defeat Inuyasha! Otherwise we will be late for the Barbara Streisand concert.

Scene 2. A journey through a demon infested forest.

Inuyasha: What the. . . ? Damn! Demon poop!

Miroku: Now you know why the rest of us wear shoes.

Scene 3. A search of a jewel shard.

Inuysaha: I think the shard may have fallen into that wood chopper. Shippo, go have a look.

Shippo: Why is everybody standing next to the power switch?

Scene 4. Miroku's Attack.

Miroku: Wind tunnel! (Loud farting noise.)

Kagome: Miroku, that's not funny.

Shippo: That's gross!

Sango: That's rude, Miroku.

Inuyasha: My super dog demon sense of smell. . . . I'm losing. . . consciousness. Can't breath. . . .

Miroku: Hee, hee, hee.