Vegita, Krillin and Gohan prepare to do battle with Freeza.
Freeza: (Laughing) So you puny fools think you can do battle with me? I would like to see you try.
Vegita: (Chuckles) Be careful what you wish for. I’m a lot stronger now than what I used to be.
Gohan: Krillin, did you notice what I noticed?
Krillen: Yeah, Freeza’s power is amazing! I never felt a power so strong.
Gohan: No, not that. It’s. . . . Well. I think he’s naked.
Krillen: What? Hey, you’re right! Hee, hee. He’s naked as a bird! (Laughs)
Vegita: What the hell are you two morons going on about?
Gohan: We just noticed Freeza’s naked.
Vegita: What? Hey, he is naked.
Krillen: You never noticed that before? It’s kind of hard to miss.
Freeza: Will you idiots shut the hell up! It’s time to do battle.
Krillen: Yeah, don’t forget your jock strap for protection. (He and Gohan laughs.)
Vegita: I guess him sitting on that chair all the time, I would not have noticed.
Freeza: Who cares? Shut up and start fighting.
Gohan: Wait! Before we begin I have to know. Are you a boy or a girl?
Freeza: What?
Krillen: Yeah, no boobs, but he’s got no putz either.
Gohan: Maybe it shrunk. After all, he is FREEZE-a. (Gohan and Krillen laugh)
Freeza: You want to act like a bunch of two-year olds? Fine. But I will only take it out harder on you.
(Gohan and Krillin laugh hard)
Freeza: I didn’t mean it that way!
Vagita: (Silently thinking to himself) I’m a Sayan prince! A true warrior. The mightiest of them all! I can’t give in. I have to stay serious. But the temptation is too great. I can’t hold back! (Shouting out loud) I ALWAYS KNEW FREEZA HAD NO BALLS!
(Silence)
Freeza: That’s the best you can do?
Vagita: I am a mighty Sayan warrior. Not a stand up comic.
Krillin: Obviously.
Gohan: Hey, Krillin! Feel that?
Krillin: Yeah! That’s Goku’s power! Goku is back!
Gohan: Dad! You’re here!
(Goku lands and stares intently at Freeza)
Goku: So you’re that animal Freeza.
Vagita: Back off, Kakoroc. Freeza is mine.
Goku: Go ahead. I want no part of this fight.
Freeza: (Chuckles) Really? You’re afraid of my power?
Goku: No. I’m not afraid. It’s just that mixing it up with some naked guy is. . . . Well, you know.
Vagita: You mean gay.
Goku: Vagita! That’s a terrible thing to say! You know that’s not PC!
Vagita: Yeah? Well you were thinking it, weren’t you?
Goku: (Thinking to himself) He’s right. That is what I was thinking. Could I be a homophobe?
Announcer: Is Goku truly a homophobe? And how will our Z-fighters handle a naked Freeza? Find out next time on Dragonball Z.
Announcer: Next time on Dragonball Z, the Z fighters agree to battle Freeza if he puts on a pair of pants!
Freeza: Ugg! These stupid pants don’t fit!
Krillin: Yeah, your tail’s too big. Maybe you should go on a diet.
Freeza: Shut up about my weight!
Vagita: Really, Freeza. There’s not a single pair of pants on your entire ship that fits you?
Freeza: I never needed them before. No one could notice anything as long as I was on my thrown.
Gohan: Dad?
Goku: No toilet jokes, Gohan.
Gohan: It’s not that. It’s just now I am officially weirded out.
Piccolo: Thank goodness no one has spotted me yet. I can stay out of this stupid conversation.
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