ask the next question a person, v3

[Kissed by Obito]

English
How many languages do you speak?

[Albear]

I have varying proficiency in some languages, but English is the only language where I am fluent in every aspect.
So one.

What's yo favorite animal?

[Sympathy]

guess.

next poster, how many hot pockets do you have to eat before you're able to swim in syrup?

[Dartanyan]

No no my friend.

The real question is how many bottles of syrup would it take to even be able to swim?

[Albear]

9 maybe. I dun know.

What's your favorite kind of person?

[ThatOneBelgianGuy]

The kind that shares their food

best disney movie

[Dartanyan]

Theres too many! ima say Tarzan

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[TragiK313]

Too damn many.
What's your favorite swear word

[ThatOneBelgianGuy]

well it's different in my language, but it's basically 's'o'n' 'o'f' 'a' 'w'h'o'r'e'

best yo mama joke

[Reshad]

whats yo mama joke???

Q. Which guy would you prefer?



or

[Kyuss]

Neither. Neither fit my visual standards. >.>

If abortions are considered murder, then aren't condoms kidnapping?

[TragiK313]

I guess
But if condoms are kid napping is a blowjob cannibalism

I'd like to remind the forum I did not start this train of thought

[Albear]

That's great of you my friend, but you didn't ask me a question.... I hope you don't start That train of thought.

What is your favorite mythical animal?

[Initius]

Dragons!

Have you ever seen a cone walk and/or slide across the street?

[Lightfighter]

No.

Have you ever been cited for texting while driving?

[360 FistKick!]

Nope.

Do you drink the tap water?

[TragiK313]

No
Have you ever vandalized anything

[Sympathy]

can't say i have.

next poster, what's your favorite zombie movie?

[ThatOneBelgianGuy]

shaun of the dead

what's the biggest drag?

[Dartanyan]

Dollying a safe



why is this so funny?

[TragiK313]

Dont worry it's not
What's your favorite drink

[Sympathy]

toss-up between egg nog and Jones cream soda

next poster, if you had a pet dragon, what would you name it?

[Albear]

Toothless.

Do you like to people watch?

[TragiK313]

That's my favorite kind of mild stalking
What would you do for a Klondike bar

[Sympathy]

open a penguin farm and charge $20 for tickets to the penguin death match arena

next poster, how many hats do you own?