Four Word Story Chain

[awww-jaegerl]

Pretty bored, and I wanted to try this. Rules are simple. You must add on to the previous post using only 4 words to continue it. Be as random as you want, I don't mind.

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"There once was a..."

[Sympathy]

we already have a thread exactly like this, except it only allows 2 words per post.

[awww-jaegerl]

Ohp, my bad.

[Astral_Mage]

we already have a thread exactly like this, except it only allows 2 words per post.

What thread is that?

[Zainox]

What thread is that?

He asked, as he

[Sympathy]

He asked, as he

Zainox you remember what thread it was don't you? i looked in the archive but damned if i could find it. it was a two word at a time story... i remember compiling it into a paragraph and laughing my arse off.

[Zainox]

Zainox you remember what thread it was don't you? i looked in the archive but damned if i could find it. it was a two word at a time story... i remember compiling it into a paragraph and laughing my arse off.

I do remember, but it was getting old. It might have been locked and/or trashed.

I would give an attempt hunt it down if I wasn't on my phone.

I'll just roll with this one I think, since the other has seemingly fell into the abyss.

I'll start it off again.

"There once was a"

[Sympathy]

man who felt that

[Zainox]

living secluded and alone

[Astral_Mage]

would actually give you

[Sympathy]

a very stiff erection

[Zainox]

. With disappointing results, he

[Sympathy]

attempted to make love

[Astral_Mage]

but could not find

[Zainox]

anything to his liking.

[Sympathy]

then, with great solemnity,

[Astral_Mage]

he decided that he

[Zainox]

would venture towards civilization.

[Astral_Mage]

In preparation for his

[Sympathy]

massive undertaking, he sucked

[Astral_Mage]

up all his fears

[Sympathy]

and ventured out, waving

[HaitchE]

his genitals in a

[Sympathy]

(i like the way you think)

circular motion, proving he

[Astral_Mage]

doesn't need a helicopter


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