Ask the next person a question V2: This again!

[Kaleohano]

No, I wouldn't eat pie to begin with.



do you know that feel, bro?

[aether]

Nope


Who wants to be a millionaire?

[星らぶ]

gimme the money!

-> who want to live a life as a hermit

[aether]

Not me


Did you see the police helicopter flying over earlier this evening?

[Sympathy]

i was flying it. freeze, sucker, i'm a cop.

next poster, i love dubstep. do you smell that?

[RyuTama]

I can't smell anything over all the WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBing going on!

Next poster, what's your least favorite job/chore/etc?

[vrarsenal]

Answering phones at a hospice. I hated it so much and yet I had to go for 3 months....(for work experience and whatnot)
Hoe big is your house?

[RyuTama]

1 bedroom flat. The nice thing is that it takes about 30 minutes to do a thorough cleaning of the whole place, and I like easy maintenance.

Next poster, what's the best way for you to relax?

[星らぶ]

there is no way for me to relax, sadly

-> are pandas just giant cats ?

[Sympathy]

pandas are violent killers, i've said it from the start. they're psychopaths that relish the chance to mutilate people and small animals. they get off on cock and ball torture. i heard that when they have you strapped down, they shoot your dick off. you know, for kicks.

next poster, could i interest you in some... chocolate?

[aether]

Depends on if the chocolates are drugged or not


Why is there a train in my garden?

[Sympathy]

sorry, i was wasted

next poster, will this cornucopia of joy and fun end soon? i want to get off the rollercoaster now.

[churchill291]

Of course it won't end. You're not allowed to get off the roller coaster.

Next poster, You could be perfect at any one thing what would it be?

[AllHopeInEclipse]

Manscaping.

Do you manscape?

[Yami Kurami]

I don't even know what that is...

Where's my ramen noodles at?

[RyuTama]

DOUZO



Next poster, finish this sentence: "I got 99 problems and a ______ ain't one!"

[Sympathy]

social life

next poster will you play russian roulette with me? i play with every chamber loaded, i'll go first

[RyuTama]

This type of Russian Roulette?

 

Sure, cuz I'm broke anyway. TY.

Next poster, do you need a hug?

[星らぶ]

no I need to turn on the heater it's freezing

-> do you like to be touched? or you despise intimacy ?

[Sympathy]

i f*cking love intimacy. i miss being intimate terribly.

next poster, where... the F*CK... is my ham sandwich

[Yung A$$eroya]

Up your *lame censored version of what I initonally wrote*

Next poster, have you cleaned your worms?

[aether]

Nope no worms here

Who wants something to drink? Remember the choices are only dandelion nettle drink and crushed smushed eel juice

[Nodoka LaMei]

Nah, I'm not thirsty.

Where's the beef? (Seriously, if someone doesn't get that, I'm gonna flip out)

[星らぶ]

you may flip, I've no idea what you are talking about

-> why am I suppose to know everything?

[aether]

because knowledge is power


who wanted this pizza?