if your waiting for the bus and your a smoker and you get out a cig and surprise surprise your bus comes your bus befor it comes. is it that your about to relax and the bus wants you to waite for the puff of your cig
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if your waiting for the bus and your a smoker and you get out a cig and surprise surprise your bus comes your bus befor it comes. is it that your about to relax and the bus wants you to waite for the puff of your cig
live life to the fullest because you are not guarantied a tomorrow
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Yes. The minor inconveniences of life are planned out by disgruntled bus drivers. They aren't happy and misery loves company.
Yes, It's true Dark.
Whenever you light a cigg there's a tobacco fairy who summons the bus right away.
It's how the Native Americans got around. In all honesty it's a genius method of transportation. It's like when you want a cab to stop, you whistle, or even throw a shoe at their car. P.S. this trick only works 10 times in a lifetime, so make sure you hang out with as many smokers as possible at the bus stop.
Totally, cigarettes are magical.
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It's all magic, perfected by the Native Americans.
Did you know: During The Great Sioux War of 1876 Chief Sitting Bull and his followers actually smoked ciggs to summon bus's to attack George Armstrong Custer and his men during The Battle of Little Bighorn?
The more you know!
This explains why buses are always very late for me.
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I wouldn't know I don't smoke. Maybe they are magical when they summon a bus.
Oh yeah, definitely. I do that all the time when I don't want to be late for classes.
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Does one have to smoke a cigaret to make the bus appear? Because that doesn't sound logical at all,
if you were to smoke something different... that might be another story.
How about when your alone in the house and you don't want to hit the bathroom in case the house phone rings, then when you think about how paranoid you are being you go and sure enough you have to listen to a missed call ring and ring while sitting on the toilet?
I can't say much for the bus thing because: 1. I don't smoke 2. I check my bus schedules closely and 3. How would lighting up when the bus is late be any more convenient than when it does show and is about to leave?
Do different brands summon different buses?
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1nterest1ng - Confetti Brother
Well technically, couldn't you just finish that one of then pull out another so another bus comes then?
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I do know that soon after you light a cigarette, people around you seem to vanish (I particularly run!). It could be useful in a situation where you have multiple annoying people surrounding you, people on the phone for example or people having contentious discussions.
Aside of coincidental bus arrivals and repelling annoying people, what else could you do?
Smoke weed.
these newsfags lately.
It rarely happens to right at the beginning, its always a quarter to half way down my cig.
Burn and die and burn again in eternal hellfire you dastardly cowards that always show up in the during my *le smoke!
Hmmm... Been a whileSit back some time and simply ask yourself, [Link]->"Do you even lift, bro?"<-[Link]
Lighting a cigarette is an arcane summoning ritual for the bus demon, which is compelled to act like an ordinary bus and drive you to your destination.
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