Say Unexpected Things v8 Chu~

[Elphaba]

Hi, I'm Fae~

[aether]

@aether I thought we settled this.

Musclebound anime babes > maid anime babes.

Get it right.

I know I meant in real life, you know just to see from a different perspective of things

[Elphaba]

Dancing in the rain~

[aether]

Thought it was going to rain today but it never

[WBL Studios]

I just discovered the delicious candy that is Swedish Fish and now it's all I want to eat.

[SolanaNight]

Dancing in the rain~

Your avatar and signature are so cool. :o Just wanted to say that.

I just discovered the delicious candy that is Swedish Fish and now it's all I want to eat.

-gasp- You've never eaten swedish fish before??? My goodness that's sad.

[WBL Studios]

@SolanaNight I know, and I've seen the error of my ways.

[SolanaNight]

@SolanaNight I know, and I've seen the error of my ways.

The Swedish fish gods have heard your repentance and have accepted your apology. The sacred banana approves as well although it is completely unrelated.

[Tiel]

I like trains~

[SolanaNight]

I like trains~

-zooooooooooom and other train like noises-

-reading the AF newspaper- Hmm it seems someone was hit by a train...

[WBL Studios]

@SolanaNight so you say you like something and it happens?

I like huge, musclebound anime babes!

(hopes it happens, and it's not just a reference to the ASDF movie)

[Riamu.Midori]

I like trains~

Yes, Yes you do...

[SolanaNight]

@SolanaNight so you say you like something and it happens?

I like huge, musclebound anime babes!

(hopes it happens, and it's not just a reference to the ASDF movie)

-still reading paper- On another note, WBL was beaten to death by a harem of muscular anime women. It says he died with a big grin and a rather large nosebleed.

[WBL Studios]

@SolanaNight

w00t

[RyuTama]

My face when I call back a manager inquiring about a job interview FOUR TIMES in two weeks, and then I discover that my best friend's brother got that job after just walking in.

[Elphaba]

You shoot me down, but I won't fall. I am Titanium.

[Disconnected Outsider]

Ah!!! My precious Scorpion escaped!! Yes.. my precious. hehehehe

[aether]

You are mad

[WBL Studios]

I have ten minutes to get online to enter Coca Cola codes for points.

I spend them here.

You're Welcome [/Damien Sandow]

[The Rebel]

This is a stick-up! Give me ALL the Reese's Cheesecake,,, NOW!

[Disconnected Outsider]

You'll never have them! They're all mine!! Each and every one!!.. *runs away with Reese's cheescakes*

[aether]

*Gives them all away*
Here take em, never liked them anyway

[Disconnected Outsider]

Aww man! I was gonna eat those too. *sniffle*

[aether]

Sorry I have an allergy to peanuts so these are like dispensable death traps (well maybe a tad extreme but they would make my life very annoying with itchyness and the likes)

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[Clayton_n]

33 Steps Toward Personal Growth and Life Fulfillment

1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.

2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

4. I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless I want to stay employed.

5. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

6. Having control over myself is almost as good as having control over others.

7. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self-judgment.

8. I honor my personality flaws for without them I would have no personality at all.

9. Joan of Arc heard voices too.

10. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

11. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.

12. As I learn the innermost secrets of people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.

13. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.

14. The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.

15. As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.

16. All of me is beautiful, even the ugly, stupid and disgusting parts.

17. I am at one with my duality.

18. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.

19. Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.

20. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.

21. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.

22. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"

23. False hope is better than no hope at all.

24. A good scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.

25. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear in the Hollywood Cafe. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

26. Who can I blame for my problems? Just give me a minute.... I'll find someone.

27. Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?

28. The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.

29. I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

30. Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents.

31. To have a successful relationship I must learn to make it look like I'm giving as much as I'm getting.

32. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

33. Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.