Quote Originally Posted by TheAsterisk! View Post
Am I the only one who wants an animated character that is a giant, sentient, speaking spider, gainfully employed as a webmaster? Who is offended by the naming of Google's "spiders," calling them a ripoff and accusing the mighty G of stealing his work?

He'd work remotely, of course; business wouldn't be as good if his clients saw what he really was. Maybe he occasionally kills clients he can't tolerate anymore, too, by injecting venom into them from his fangs, and liquefying their insides for his own nourishment. Gets rid of a lot of the potential evidence, doesn't it?

'Cause I'd like that, and I would watch it if the show had good writers.
You should write a book about giant spider conspiracy.
All these obese politicians and businessmen, I bet they are spiders in disguise.