If you could literally have anything, What would it be? Be as crazy as you want with your wish. Trying to get an idea of how imaginative you guys are ^.^

i'd want a dolphin that wears an eye-patch and plays mozart on a piano for me while i sit on a throne made of elephant tusks in a purple silk robe while smoking wacky-tobaccy out of a pipe carved from a pice of a blue whales skull.