Granted. But this only lasts for about 10 minutes and then you get 10x the work you had originally for the next year straight.
I wish Netflix had Black Butler season 2 on instant.
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Granted. But this only lasts for about 10 minutes and then you get 10x the work you had originally for the next year straight.
I wish Netflix had Black Butler season 2 on instant.
She has no shadows, and she radiates beauty.
Slender body, and two eyes like ebony.
Her spirit's golden, and her mind's a mystery.
Granted, but then you go deaf and blind so you can't watch it.
I wish that math wasn't so difficult.
How'd You Like That On Your Lawn?!"I may be empty, but I'm not worthless!"
...Clear...
Granted, now everything else is DIFFICULT.
I wish to be a PIRATE!
Granted, but when you entered a cave of treasure, you stepped on a trap, and you died a slow and painful death.
I wish for world happiness.
Granted, but every human on the planet will die. That will make the world happy.
I wish for a new computer.
Granted, but the screen goes out the very same day, and there was no warranty.
I wish I had another candle.
Granted, but only one candle will light up among all your candles. Even if you buy a new one, only one will light.
I wish I had some cheesecake imported from France.
Granted, but once you take a bite it explodes, shattering your jaw. Sorry.
I wish I could draw perfect circles without using a compass.
Granted. You will have a right hand that can draw perfect circles, but this right hand of yours will be a demonic, idle hand that kills in its free time.
I wish to have all the books I could ever want.
Last edited by Ayu 「あゆ」; 09-19-2012 at 01:39 AM.
Granted! But they are all in a foreign language.
I wish I could bring objects to life.
Normal? What's normal? To only do what the masses do? And what is the benefit of that? Where is the problem in adopting a custom that is 'abnormal' if it has no negative affect on the world at large?
~ Ichihara Yuuko
Granted, except everything you now touch comes to life. You later play an RPG on your Nintendo DS, only to find that you slice your finger every time you touch the sword icon. You then resort to using the stylus, but of course, that comes to life as well and then proceeds to criticise you for not using it properly.
I wish I had more time for anime.
Granted! But you don't have time for anything else in life.
I wish that I could visit France.
Granted, but after booking your flight, France has a nuclear bomb dropped on it to deter you from visiting.
I wish my computer worked right.
Granted, but then your mouse will work wrong.. and bite your fingers somehow.
I wish for the moon.
Granted. The moon will fall out of orbit and land in your backyard within the next two hours. I'm sure nothing catastropic will come of that, hehe :hint hint:
I wish to have a baby grand piano.
Last edited by Ayu 「あゆ」; 09-19-2012 at 04:02 PM.
Granted, but it contains a hidden termite couple that will multiply slowly and before you know it they are all over your house, slowly eating it away.
I wish wishing more wishes was possible.
Granted. You will be able to wish for more wishes, but these extra wishes can only be turnip wishes (wishes involving turnips)
I wish for an awesome big TV.
Granted, but the tv is bigger than your house. Good luck with that.
I wish for a new camera.
Granted, but it breaks as soon as you get it and cannot be fixed.
I wish I could travel in and out of different anime worlds.
She has no shadows, and she radiates beauty.
Slender body, and two eyes like ebony.
Her spirit's golden, and her mind's a mystery.
Granted. Needs no side effects because you would already be screwed. But just to be sure: You get sent to Bleach, and die. And go to Soul Society.
I wish a banana. A banana that is perfectly edible, not poisonous, not empty, still delicious and nutritious.
Granted. But people will take pictures of you eating it and post memes of it all over the Interweb.
I wish I could become a famous ice skater.
Last edited by Ayu 「あゆ」; 09-19-2012 at 04:39 PM.
Granted but you'll break a leg and won't be able to resume your career.
I wish Apple was actually innovative.
Granted, but Apple's new products are plagued with bugs despite their attempted ingenuity.
I wish AF would cut it out with this pirate talk...
Last edited by Princess Cupcake; 09-19-2012 at 05:55 PM.
granted that post above would look dumb
I wish ii had 100000 more wishes.
hella
Granted now Vageta saying over 9000 is permanently your avatar
I wish I could see what it'd be like to be a cat for a day.
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