GAME: Corrupt a Wish

[ChibiLovett]

Granted. But this only lasts for about 10 minutes and then you get 10x the work you had originally for the next year straight.

I wish Netflix had Black Butler season 2 on instant.

[Kagome]

Granted, but then you go deaf and blind so you can't watch it.

I wish that math wasn't so difficult.

[Albear]

Granted, now everything else is DIFFICULT.

I wish to be a PIRATE!

[PinkGalaxies]

Granted, but when you entered a cave of treasure, you stepped on a trap, and you died a slow and painful death.

I wish for world happiness.

[Albear]

Granted, but every human on the planet will die. That will make the world happy.

I wish for a new computer.

[PinkGalaxies]

Granted, but the screen goes out the very same day, and there was no warranty.

I wish I had another candle.

[Albear]

Granted, but only one candle will light up among all your candles. Even if you buy a new one, only one will light.

I wish I had some cheesecake imported from France.

[Redpanda]

Granted, but once you take a bite it explodes, shattering your jaw. Sorry.

I wish I could draw perfect circles without using a compass.

[Ayu 「あゆ」]

Granted. You will have a right hand that can draw perfect circles, but this right hand of yours will be a demonic, idle hand that kills in its free time.

I wish to have all the books I could ever want.

[Tenshimaka]

Granted! But they are all in a foreign language.

I wish I could bring objects to life.

[.:neuko:.]

Granted, except everything you now touch comes to life. You later play an RPG on your Nintendo DS, only to find that you slice your finger every time you touch the sword icon. You then resort to using the stylus, but of course, that comes to life as well and then proceeds to criticise you for not using it properly.

I wish I had more time for anime.

[Bamboobowl]

Granted! But you don't have time for anything else in life.

I wish that I could visit France.

[Princess Cupcake]

Granted, but after booking your flight, France has a nuclear bomb dropped on it to deter you from visiting.

I wish my computer worked right.

[Albear]

Granted, but then your mouse will work wrong.. and bite your fingers somehow.

I wish for the moon.

[Ayu 「あゆ」]

Granted. The moon will fall out of orbit and land in your backyard within the next two hours. I'm sure nothing catastropic will come of that, hehe :hint hint:

I wish to have a baby grand piano.

[Nanobyte]

Granted, but it contains a hidden termite couple that will multiply slowly and before you know it they are all over your house, slowly eating it away.

I wish wishing more wishes was possible.

[Ayu 「あゆ」]

Granted. You will be able to wish for more wishes, but these extra wishes can only be turnip wishes (wishes involving turnips)

I wish for an awesome big TV.

[Albear]

Granted, but the tv is bigger than your house. Good luck with that.

I wish for a new camera.

[ChibiLovett]

Granted, but it breaks as soon as you get it and cannot be fixed.

I wish I could travel in and out of different anime worlds.

[Nanobyte]

Granted. Needs no side effects because you would already be screwed. But just to be sure: You get sent to Bleach, and die. And go to Soul Society.

I wish a banana. A banana that is perfectly edible, not poisonous, not empty, still delicious and nutritious.

[Ayu 「あゆ」]

Granted. But people will take pictures of you eating it and post memes of it all over the Interweb.

I wish I could become a famous ice skater.

[Nanobyte]

Granted but you'll break a leg and won't be able to resume your career.

I wish Apple was actually innovative.

[Princess Cupcake]

Granted, but Apple's new products are plagued with bugs despite their attempted ingenuity.

I wish AF would cut it out with this pirate talk...

[Jozette]

granted that post above would look dumb
I wish ii had 100000 more wishes.

[Sadrith]

Granted now Vageta saying over 9000 is permanently your avatar

I wish I could see what it'd be like to be a cat for a day.