I wish... not!

[Road]

The idea of this thread is thus...

Make a wish and hope it comes true, and the next person has to grant it yet with a twist! You must make it come true yet ruin it in the funniest way possible!

Example:i wish for the prettiest pony in the world!

Next poster: Yet your pony turns out to be really mean and KICKS YOU WHENEVER YOU COME WITHIN EYESIGHT OF IT!

Like that! DONT FORGET! USE YOUR IMAGINATION!

I'll start.

I wish i had a lightsabre!

[CrimsonMoon]

Too bad it doesn't light up.

I wish I'm diligent.

[Samuru]

As diligent as a flower.

I wish I was singer in a Indie band.

[Slayer]

Unfortunately your bad sucks and never goes anywhere.

I wish I had food.

[Samuru]

Rotten food .

I'd wish I had a candy bar right now.

[CrimsonMoon]

Sorry, I ate it.

I wish for a new handphone.

[Trinity Muse]

You get it with the weong plug.

I wish my torrent download ends soon!

[Rozenberg]

your laptop crashes and white smoke comes out of it

I wish I can fly

[SakuraKiss13]

Your wish was granted unfortunately.. the air was so polluted it isn't suitable for flying.

I wish Anime people were real people

[Rozenberg]

I'd love that as well, but unfortunately we can't bring the world of 2D full of moe and radiance into the real world
that's because our technology is not sufficient to grant that kind of wish, that was based on our crazy imagination that will make people laugh upon hearing it

btw, I wish there will be world war 3

[Jasanime]

The girls can't get up off the floor cos their breasts are too big for their bodies, and the boys are either gay or REALLY boring!

I wish I could eat and drink all day and never get fat!

---------- Post added at 10:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:52 PM ----------

Sorry @HiNa.-* you were too quick for me!

[Rozenberg]

unfortunately, you don't have that much money to eat and drink all day

I wish that I can meet a moe girl !

[Suzume]

The moe girl kills u at eyesight.
I wish that i could see all the anime ever created.

[.:neuko:.]

The entire history of anime is directly streamed into your head, overloading and frying your brain as a result.

I wish Pokemon were real.

[SakuraKiss13]

Your wish came true but an overwhelming 400+ pokemon were here and you got frustrated in catching them all.

I wish this wish came true whatever happens. XD

[Light Buster]

You wished came true but you death awaits.

I wish my parents would leave me alone.

[nanashipiero]

They leave you alone but soon you become so neglected that in trying to get them to notice you, you find out that they are actually aliens sent to wipe out Earth by poisoning the world's cheese supply... and the sad part is that the last thing you stole from them was a (poisoned) grilled cheese sandwich D:

I wish I was a flower

[Light Buster]

You become a flower, only to be cut from it's roots and then crushed multiple times.

I wish for nothing.

[Executioner]

ok life is now nothing and your nothing and you future is nothing






I wish for the perfect Execution

[DOOM!]

The guy in the black hood misses by 2 cm and leaves you slowly dying of blood loss instead, but the crowd watching are still cheering because one way or the other, you're dead.


I wish Pincess Molestia would stick her horn in me too.

[Executioner]

Instead it goes up your backside lol and you discover your are gay and you become a actor from the japanese AV studio Dogma (you will have to look up wikipedia to see what they will make you do).

I wish for a Vector M12

[Munchman]

Instead it goes up your backside lol and you discover your are gay and you become a actor from the japanese AV studio Dogma (you will have to look up wikipedia to see what they will make you do).

I wish for a Vector M12

You actually have to pay for its maintenance , fuel and taxes , so you go bankrupt.

I wish i had a pet dog.

[Eris]

You get Cujo.

I wish my wish will come true without an unexpected twist.

[Executioner]

You movie star ............... but you are in the movie bum-fights (Never saw it just saw a clip of it on dr-phil) and eat a chow-chow for $20 but the chow-chow had rabies and you die.

I wish for a jimenez novia

[Road]

Granted yet after driving it for a good 30 secs a car swurves into you completely totalling you car yet leaving you unharmed xD

I wish for a venison steak!