Post Game: The Vending Machine returns

[Derrick Remon]

You get one hell of a squirt gun.

I put in a water balloon.

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[Light Buster]

You get a Semtex Grenade.

I put in a ball full of needles...

[battousai_ryuu]

and you got a free session of acupuncture.

I put in Carlo Mencia

[The Rebel]

You get some serious Dut, duh, duh!

I put in Eddie Murphy.

[The_Lawman]

You get laughs a million.

I put in Bill Murray.

[battousai_ryuu]

and you got Richard Prior

I put in Daniel Tosh

[The Rebel]

You get Tosh 2.0,,, HA!

I put in Team Fortress 2.

[Light Buster]

You get Portal 2.

I put in Left 4 Dead 2.

[The Rebel]

You get Mountain Dew and Cheetos.

I put in a wall plug.

[Derrick Remon]

You get me putting in something to plug?

I put in year old cabbage.

[The Rebel]

You get a homemade stink bomb.

I put in a security guard a walking.

[Derrick Remon]

You get the impossible.

I put in The Qun.

[Light Buster]

You get killed.

I put in the AGM (aka the Reaper).

[The Rebel]

You get cheesecake.

I put in a creampuff.

[Light Buster]

You get a GIGN.

I put in a Spetnaz.

[The Rebel]

You get, what the hell is a Spetnaz.

I put in my glasses.

[Light Buster]

You get the definition of a Spetnaz, which is basically Russia's Special Forces.

I put in the Special Air Service.

[Derrick Remon]

You get underwear.
I put in the Qun.

[Light Buster]

Because you already used the same item, you get killed, again.

I put in a flag.

[The Rebel]

You get tagged for being a terrorist.

I put in boogers.

[Derrick Remon]

You get nonsense.

I put in ice cream sandwiches.

[.Miki~]

You get melted chocolate

I put in a dirty diaper

[Derrick Remon]

You get insanity.

I put in comfort.

[Light Buster]

You get stress.

I put in hope.

[battousai_ryuu]

You get melted chocolate

I put in a dirty diaper

and you got Unicorn Meat

I put in a lightsaber pizza cutter.