Post Game: The Vending Machine returns

[sweetdaddydee1]

i put in a dollar.

[The_Lawman]

You get nothing, hahahaha.

I put in a windshield.

[SwiftKill GunToting]

You get floor cleaner.

I put in a notebook

[The_Lawman]

You get your name written in a Death Note.

I put in a beanie.

[Aku no Hikari]

You get a paper. You look into that paper, you see nothing on it. After examining the paper for a while, you give up and walk away. A few minutes ago, you drop dead. Turns out the paper was a special "Death Note II" paper that works by touching.

What does that have to do with beanies? Bleh, don't mind the minor details.

I put in a flash disk full of crap written in Java. Crap ranging from those silly fill-in-the-blanks exercises you find in a Java basics book to "enterprise" code. None of the code is mine, though. I just happened to find it in the street.

[Ranshiin]

You get an exceedingly long, dull, possibly pointless lecture class about something you've never heard of, but something that you have to sit through for about two hours and which is ultimately going to pose no advantage to your life in any way.

/essay

I put in a glass of water.

[battousai_ryuu]

and you gained control of a ninja strike force.

I put in a hacky-sack.

[Ranshiin]

You get a lot of small wooden cubes.

o_o'

I put in one of those Minecraft clones.

[Gero50]

You get Linux

I put in Mac OSX

[ACBlackJ0ck]

You get a laptop with Windows ME running

I put in my dance music CDs

[SuXrys]

You get back something weird and strange. o_O

I put in scary british accent

 

[SwiftKill GunToting]

You get the Joker. And he wants to put a smile on your face....


I put in a costume

[The_Lawman]

You get a costume ball, lol.

I put in a day's worth of frustration.

[Marjorie Haukea Williams]

You get an invite to anger management classes. O.o

Puts in a whistle.

[dustin789]

You get broken eardums!(/deaf)

I put in a angry german kid

[ACBlackJ0ck]

You get a Keyboard Crusher

I put in the sky

[Gero50]

You get the ground

I put in the ocean.

[Light Buster]

You get water.

I put in rocks.

[ACBlackJ0ck]

You get a pebble

I put in a bottle of sea water

[Light Buster]

You get sick.

I put in a teaching.

[Ranshiin]

You get a lecture.

I put in a bottle of rum.

[The_Lawman]

You get trapped on an island with Jack Sparrow, LOL.

I put in a box of various anime DVDs.

[jamesedwards]

You get an organ donors heart.

I put in blue cheese

[RyuTama]

You get some magazines... Sport Fishing magazines, mind you. Get your head out of the gutter!

I put in an ice cream cone without the ice cream.

[S o l o]

You get avalanche of happiness.

I put in about 6 Mudkips.