Post Game: The Vending Machine returns

[Eris]

Simple, simple rules.

It's a vending machine, with a coin slot that accepts anything, but on the other hand, the machine gives you strange things in return.

If I put in a pair of dirty socks, the next person may post something like

"You get a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.

I put in my car keys."

[battousai_ryuu]

and you got a coconut crab

*puts in a universal remote control into the machine*

[RyuTama]

You already have a snazzy Dodge Viper... so instead I'll give you a 68 Corvette.



I put in my English 101 Thesis essay. oAo

[Eris]

You get it back, translated to medieval latin.

I put in a quarter.

[RyuTama]

You get a cute zombie plushie that vomits man-eating sharks.

I'll put in a can of Creme Soda..

[dragonlord24]

you get a dried up paintbucket

i put in some plantseeds

[RosarioMokaChan]

you get a maggot infested triffid

i put in a wasp

[RyuTama]

You get a chili cheese dog.

I put in my +11 Longsword of Ghosttouch.

[Eris]

You get a nerf gun.

I put in the Atlantic ocean.

[dragonlord24]

you get a glas of water

i put in my crossbow

[RyuTama]

You get The White Album from the Beatles.

I put in my old xBox.

[battousai_ryuu]

...and you got a ball in a cup!


I put in a snow shovel

[Skylar1]

you get an avalanche.

I put in a lightbulb

[GameGeeks]

You get holy water.

I put in a matchbook.

[dragonlord24]

you get a cup of coffee

i put in my star wars movies

[RosarioMokaChan]

You get a burst beachball

I put in vodka

[Darkcobra]

You get back a bottle of green goo

i put in my paycheck o.o

[GameGeeks]

You get yesterday's lottery ticket.

I put in the edited Vader scene.

[RyuTama]

You get an unloaded .44 Magnum.

I put in Charlie the Unicorn.

[Elphaba]

You get a penguin.
I put in strawberries.

[battousai_ryuu]

You get an iPhone 6 (shhhh It hasn't been left @ a bar yet)

I put in my 1987 Dodge Ram car keys.

[Xeyuzio]

You get a unicycle with a flat tire.

I put in my laptop.

[Kusuke]

You get a pet rock.

I put in my roommate's pudding cup.

[Darkcobra]

You get a ripped bra

i put in a piano

[Ezza Obsuna]

you get a stately manor.

i put in my pet cat.