The "Illuminati"

[ExitNine]

Whether you envision them as some sort of shadow government or malicious chain gang just know that they are among us. Things aren't always as they seem and although this is seriously a grim topic to bring up it is always best to arm yourself with knowledge. You don't need an economist or scientific expert of any kind to tell you that there is something truly wrong in the world. And although I cannot speak for all the nations of the earth I base my judgements on the occurring events and questionable actions, past and present, of the leaders we blindly choose here in these United States of America.

The "illuminati" are among us, beware and take care.

[TadashiED]

Why would you make a thread about this?

Anyways, I can't say that I don't believe in it, since there is always someone behind something. I've even spent an night looking up stuff about it. In reality, I just don't really care weather or not they are behind things. Seeing as I've been living my life fine, nothing will change for me...

[Gjallarhorn]

Yeah, they're all chilling with Tupac, Biggie, JFK, Elvis, and Michael Jackon on the fake moon-landing set at Area 51, re-reading the government plans to blow up the World Trade Center. They were playing Duke Nukem Forever until recently, but they decided to release it to the public.

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

Yeah, they're all chilling with Tupac, Biggie, JFK, Elvis, and Michael Jackon on the fake moon-landing set at Area 51, re-reading the government plans to blow up the World Trade Center. They were playing Duke Nukem Forever until recently, but they decided to release it to the public.

No, that's ignorant.

[Aku no Hikari]

"There's something wrong with the world. Therefore, there's a secret organization that had it plotted"...? That doesn't logically follow.

There are countless "something wrong"s with the world, not just one. When you think about them, you can always attribute them to people being lazy, ignorant, stupid or pathological, or to them having crazy ideologies, or any combination of these. (Bonus points grow exponentially with every item added to your list, with politicians usually earning the top scores)

It's not like I consider conspiracy theories to be inherently absurd, but unless something can be proven to be true, dwelling in it is a pretty useless waste of time, called "dodging your responsibilities." It's easier for human beings to think that there's a secret organization plotting their miseries than to address their issues and deal with them.

[under the rain]

Whether you envision them as some sort of shadow government or malicious chain gang just know that they are among us. Things aren't always as they seem and although this is seriously a grim topic to bring up it is always best to arm yourself with knowledge. You don't need an economist or scientific expert of any kind to tell you that there is something truly wrong in the world. And although I cannot speak for all the nations of the earth I base my judgements on the occurring events and questionable actions, past and present, of the leaders we blindly choose here in these United States of America.

The "illuminati" are among us, beware and take care.

There are no conspiracies. The problems with this country and the world are not hidden ones, but visible ones that you could be trying to fix if you weren't so busy worrying about ridiculous conspiracy theories.

[Anoleis]

Whether you envision them as some sort of shadow government or malicious chain gang just know that they are among us. Things aren't always as they seem and although this is seriously a grim topic to bring up it is always best to arm yourself with knowledge. You don't need an economist or scientific expert of any kind to tell you that there is something truly wrong in the world. And although I cannot speak for all the nations of the earth I base my judgements on the occurring events and questionable actions, past and present, of the leaders we blindly choose here in these United States of America.

The "illuminati" are among us, beware and take care.

Someones been reading too much Dan Brown.

[Forgotten Show]

Bad Memory

[Galleo]

This is old news.

[Kyubi-no-kitsune]

the illuminati dont exist, if there was a evil group trying to take over the world somebody would've stopped them, the only secret organization i believe in is the Freemasons my mom's dad was one

[Skilero]

Whether you envision them as some sort of shadow government or malicious chain gang just know that they are among us. Things aren't always as they seem and although this is seriously a grim topic to bring up it is always best to arm yourself with knowledge. You don't need an economist or scientific expert of any kind to tell you that there is something truly wrong in the world. And although I cannot speak for all the nations of the earth I base my judgements on the occurring events and questionable actions, past and present, of the leaders we blindly choose here in these United States of America.

The "illuminati" are among us, beware and take care.

[Token Black Guy]

Whether you envision them as some sort of shadow government or malicious chain gang just know that they are among us. Things aren't always as they seem and although this is seriously a grim topic to bring up it is always best to arm yourself with knowledge. You don't need an economist or scientific expert of any kind to tell you that there is something truly wrong in the world. And although I cannot speak for all the nations of the earth I base my judgements on the occurring events and questionable actions, past and present, of the leaders we blindly choose here in these United States of America.

The "illuminati" are among us, beware and take care.

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

[SigmaSD]

Whether you envision them as some sort of shadow government or malicious chain gang just know that they are among us. Things aren't always as they seem and although this is seriously a grim topic to bring up it is always best to arm yourself with knowledge. You don't need an economist or scientific expert of any kind to tell you that there is something truly wrong in the world. And although I cannot speak for all the nations of the earth I base my judgements on the occurring events and questionable actions, past and present, of the leaders we blindly choose here in these United States of America.

The "illuminati" are among us, beware and take care.

Didn't you read "Angels and Demons"? The Carmelango made up the whole thing about the Illuminati rising up cause he wanted to take the papacy. They dont exist. Now aliens on the other hand....

[sugarburn]

...I base my judgements on the occurring events and questionable actions, past and present... The "illuminati" are among us, beware and take care.

Ockhams razor fail, isn't it? I can explain all that stuff with the usual fighting, lying and manipulating. Don't need to imagine an unseen secret society...

[Forgotten Show]

the illuminati dont exist, if there was a evil group trying to take over the world somebody would've stopped them, the only secret organization i believe in is the Freemasons my mom's dad was one

Secret family ninja AND grandchild of the Free Masons? Holy crap.


BM

[Aku no Hikari]

the only secret organization i believe in is the Freemasons

Eh, the Freemasonry isn't a "secret" organization. The public is well aware of their existence, the media recognizes them, they make their own presence known to the public (granted, they still keep their secrets), and hell do they have an article on Wikipedia.

[Videogamer555]

Did you know the Freemasons are actually Satanic cult? They worship the demon Baphomet. Did you know Walt Disney was a devil worshiper and a Freemason? Look it up on youtube. He's put Masonic and Satanic references hidden into his cartoons and movies, and his animation company continues this covert insertion of such references even today in its productions.

[Aku no Hikari]

Did you know the Freemasons are actually Satanic cult? They worship the demon Baphomet. Did you know Walt Disney was a devil worshiper and a Freemason? Look it up on youtube. He's put Masonic and Satanic references hidden into his cartoons and movies, and his animation company continues this covert insertion of such references even today in its productions.

http://instantrimshot.com/

[Token Black Guy]

Did you know the Freemasons are actually Satanic cult? They worship the demon Baphomet. Did you know Walt Disney was a devil worshiper and a Freemason? Look it up on youtube. He's put Masonic and Satanic references hidden into his cartoons and movies, and his animation company continues this covert insertion of such references even today in its productions.

[Videogamer555]

Aku no Hikari, did you know that the anime girl in your avatar

is actually an Illuminati member?

[Wio]

I had an uncle who was a Freemason. He said it's just a long running inside joke. They never had any secrets to begin with.

[Gjallarhorn]

Eh, the Freemasonry isn't a "secret" organization. The public is well aware of their existence, the media recognizes them, they make their own presence known to the public (granted, they still keep their secrets), and hell do they have an article on Wikipedia.

There's no real "secrecy" behind it...aside from ceremonial readings and traditions. I know a few Free Masons, and they're all just regular guys. There's even television ads that run occasionally that tell people to learn more about them and join them.

Did you know the Freemasons are actually Satanic cult? They worship the demon Baphomet. Did you know Walt Disney was a devil worshiper and a Freemason? Look it up on youtube. He's put Masonic and Satanic references hidden into his cartoons and movies, and his animation company continues this covert insertion of such references even today in its productions.

Did you know Videogamer555 is a secret pedophile Nazi? It's true. There's secret messages in his posts and in his forum signature.

Just look at the evidence:

Did you know the Freemasons are actually Satanic cult? They worship the demon Baphomet. Did you know Walt Disney was a devil worshiper and a Freemason? Look it up on youtube. He's put Masonic and Satanic references hidden into his cartoons and movies, and his animation company continues this covert insertion of such references even today in its productions.

That is clearly a hidden message about his love of underage children.

And then there's his forum signature:



Aren't those bolt-shaped patterns formed by the arms of the 3 characters just like the SS bolts?:




It seems like we just can't trust anybody these days!

[Furore]

The Illuminati DO exist.
They're a bunch of basement dwellers who read too much Dan Brown and thought it'd be cool to have their own exclusive club - mainly as they were excluded from everything worth joining.

[Wio]

Whenever I hear of shaming language... I release the safety-catch of my Browning