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What's the best way to crush a kid's childhood?
What is the best way to make a kid lose his/her innocence and become a totally crabby adult?
I think the best way to ruin their childhood is putting their kitten in a cannon. Teaches you things. Deep things.
Last edited by Diocletian; 10-04-2009 at 05:10 PM.
Introduce them to the internets. 4chan in particular.
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What a retarded topic.
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Almost as much as your useless post, but not quite.Originally Posted by Forgotten Show
A post calling attention to the idiocy of a topic is hardly useless. Discussing ways to crush a kid's childhood is retarded.
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Move them a few times...
Or move from a rich life to a poor one.. that does numbers on them
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By throwing everything they hold dear off a cliff, while "I Believe I Can Fly" plays in the background.
"The color fades along the intervals I follow."
Neither of those topics are remotely similar to this one. You made one on the best way to screw up a kid. That's Kanye-class, right there.
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Betcha didn't see that comming.
Someone doesn't like my topic.
Gotta defend that internet honor.
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wow forgotten, the Kanye comment is ironic. You came into his humor thread and hijacked it, SOUND FAMILIAR!? XD
but on topic: ever since a kid is young, tell them stories about how when they turn 15, EVERY kid gets a puppy. And then on the kids 15th birthday, go "sorry, the world ran out of puppies. youre the only one who doesnt get one!" =D
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With the slight distinction being Kanye West interrupted a good thing (comparatively speaking).
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I'm 12 and what is this
Oh wait, is this a "serious" topic or not?
Last edited by .Lovebeat; 10-04-2009 at 05:56 PM.
What in the world is this? D: Why would you want to know ways to crush a kid's childhood? I suppose abuse is the most sure fire way to crush the childhood, but then again you could just have one of the parents leave... you won't believe what's happened to kids of the world... :[
Tell them about all the germs and diseases, and dangers in the world.
They'll spend the rest of their lives scared of dieing, so all those kid things most people like to do, will scare the hell out of them.
Not. I leave for a few days and I lose the little credibility I had.
1.) Honey, Santa Claus doesn't exist. We got all the toys from the dollar store! plus, we also eat the cookies every year and answer the notes.
--Or--
Honey, we couldn't afford christmas gifts this year. I really needed to complete my startrek figurine collection!
2.) The Easter Bunny doesn't exist, either. It's just a clever marketing ploy to sell more chocolate cream eggs and candy.
3.) Or, many other ways probably best not mentioned here.
Last edited by Miss Moonlight; 10-04-2009 at 06:27 PM.
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Well...Joesf Fritzl crushed a few childhoods...kinda goes along with 4chan though.
I believe either beating their pet to death with their favorite item or jumping off a cliff screaming "I never liked you!" are classics, though many nowadays go with the newfangled 'go take your kid hunting and kill something cuddly' routine.
Pure hogwash, I went hunting and I'm perfectly...
fine.
Take him to a DMC live show
kidnap him for 15 years and then release him into the world
if you REALLY wanna crush a kids childhood, let them join AF and make an intro thread so i can give them one of my personalized welcome posts!
they arent particularly bad...but i guess the craziness of the content could shake a child's reality to the core XD
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Start off slow. Insist that their life is forsaken, and portray this through altered children's books about the bible. Evolve this into the mid years with negative reinforcement through report cards, and the last minute teachings that high school doesn't equal freedom, as there is college (which they have to pay for). Kick them out of the house when they're 18 (It builds character too). Finish them off with teaching them about the society and the government, and about how your life will evolve into eating, sleeping, working, and eventually raising whining kids. The only pleasure they will long to seek is to repeat their own trauma upon their future unknown children. ^.^
Rape, parental fighting every day, family violence, tv violence, school violence, street violence. In one word, violence. Which are indeed the reasons most children suffer now-a-days, sadly.
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No Remorse.
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