when she slipped and broke her
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when she slipped and broke her
finger in her nose
cause there was gold to be found
after digging up there for years
though the mine was empty she persisted because
old habits die hard
but then Chuck Norris
bust through the smoke
And kicked the granny
wearing only he underpants and a cape
which read :"Don't you wish you could be Chuck Norris like me?"
witch made the granny kick
like Bruce Lee
and it stung like a bee
But Chuck fired his laser cannon at
her long pointy nose
and now she can't be a witch for Halloween.
So she went as a ghost.
And it made her really mad,
because her grandson has mistaken her for...
Her dead husband's spirit.
who was in prison for
10 years, because
he killed a man
who deserved it because