A thread for saying things people won't expect you to say. They can be true, false, or ha-ha only serious.
I'm a disco dancer baby, and my feet won't touch the floor.
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A thread for saying things people won't expect you to say. They can be true, false, or ha-ha only serious.
I'm a disco dancer baby, and my feet won't touch the floor.
I hate Lady Gaga.
I hate Lady Gaga.
Let's get married. I want a hetronormal relationship smack bang in the middle of suburbia with 2.3 kids, a dog and a white picket fence.
i bought two Zhu Zhu pets today! Nugget and Skoodles! :D i am such a dork
^actually true
I love Sephiroth I hope one day we can get married and have all that crap Eris just said!
Betty White is my role model.
I absolutely hate wolves. Bah, away with them....
Not true in the slightest, obviously XD
Well, I've been saving for a custom van and I've been playing for a cover band. And my baby doesn't understand why I never turned from boy to man.
"You can find in da club, bottle full 'o bub."
Why would I want to be a cyborg with computers hooked into my nervous system? That's just sick and wrong! I'm fine being a vanilla human. Don't want lasers shooting out of my eyes at all.
I'm a yaoi fangirl.
(and i'm Mary, Queen of Scotts)
unexpected things
Pickled Cheese Nuts
... Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?!
I woke up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, then brushed my teeth with a bottle of Jack.
Simple chances precede the causes of mavericks, stolen Quicken, my bike, and something clinchy that is horrid. Blessed is he who in the name of Good Will(tm) shepherds the meek beneath my glory, for it is the keeper of my children. Speak now but have not a mark of reason, but before the gates open, I will hinder the lake of time. Collapse, my friend. You are dining.
Fidelity is for loooosers
This thread upsets my feelings.
Miss Cleo, help us...
It`s difficult for me to answer this because I`m not sure what preconceived notions people have of me here... I haven`t been here for very long.
I don`t know... I failed math in the 9th grade. Considering I`m going into teaching that fact may be unexpected.