I [insert nonsense here]. Who am I?

I came up with this little idea just now after a post I made.

First, give your answer/guess to the poster before you (try to use quotes)
Then, give your own who-am-I or what-am-I statement.

This can be a riddle or just completely random if you really want.

For example,

Quote:

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Originally Posted by SampleUserThatDoesn'tExist

I smell like bees and taste like sugar. What am I?

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Honey.

I might suffocate you if I'm starving. What am I?

A rotten body.

I am sexy and I know it. Who am I?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Chigumi

A rotten body.

I am sexy and I know it. Who am I?

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LMFAO? am i right? :P

No legs have i to dance,
no lungs have i to breath,
no life have i to live or die,
what am i?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by aerophobia

No legs have i to dance,
no lungs have i to breath,
no life have i to live or die,
what am i?

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I guess fire.

I have four legs at dawn, two at midday, three at dusk, and I speak with one voice. What am I?

 

Yes I know everyone knows this, but I like classic stuff like this. :P

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Originally Posted by RyuTama

I guess fire.

I have four legs at dawn, two at midday, three at dusk, and I speak with one voice. What am I?

 

Yes I know everyone knows this, but I like classic stuff like this. :P

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A human?

 

Sadly I don't know ;w;

I fall from the sky and I'm cold. What am I?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Xanfiore

A human?

 

Sadly I don't know ;w;

I fall from the sky and I'm cold. What am I?

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Snow.

I'm the person who makes fun of others on a forum. Who am I?

VideoGamer555

the weather is incredibly cold and wet and i won't shut up about it. Where am i?

Michigan?

tall i am young. short i am old. what am i?

Benjamin Button, of course.

In the morning, I leap out of my bed
My swag I put on myself
I glance into the mirror, and greet myself
I then receive currency in the form of american dollars

Who am I?

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Originally Posted by .Sev

Benjamin Button, of course.

In the morning, I leap out of my bed
My swag I put on myself
I glance into the mirror, and greet myself
I then receive currency in the form of american dollars

Who am I?

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Does Oprah count? xD


I do my eyeliner every morning.
I have a fetish with cake.
Who am I?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Chigumi

Does Oprah count? xD


I do my eyeliner every morning.
I have a fetish with cake.
Who am I?

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L!!!

Sorry, this is the only one I know.
I get wetter as you get drier. What am I?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by all angels have wings

L!!!

Sorry, this is the only one I know.
I get wetter as you get drier. What am I?

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Towel.

My name means Steel. I ruled with an Iron fist. I have created a revolution. I have been betrayed by a friend.

Who am I?