Since I can't get enough of the old stuff, I now want to know what AF people's school life was like, particularly the funny and unforgettable stuff.
To start off and always in spoiler tags...
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Since I can't get enough of the old stuff, I now want to know what AF people's school life was like, particularly the funny and unforgettable stuff.
To start off and always in spoiler tags...
I laughed so hard I cried very hard like something tragic had happened to me. I can't even remember why it was so funny.
Kindergarten: My first kiss. Me and this girl were trying to figure out whether or not we could make babies by kissing....and nothing happened.....
First grade. Every once a week, a student would read a short book to the class. The boys read this book so many times I had it memorized. When I had my turn, most of what I "read" was through listening to the story many times and I didn't legitimately read it and the teacher applauded my amazing reading skills.
Second grade. I found some old papers I wrote as a kid and I wrote down that I loved MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, and Kriss Kross.
Third grade. Hmmmmm. I don't remember anything that sticks out.
Fourth grade. One time how I wrote the meaning of failure was losing a war against the French. And I also wrote a paper about how the X-Men was a good analogy to discrimination.
Fifth grade. Nothing funny I can share.
Sixth grade. Us all trying to sing Gangstas Paradise and 1,2,3,4 by Coolio. Me and my buddies bragging about that we saw Showgirls.
Seventh grade. Laughing about how all of my classmates are douchebags.
Eighth grade. Going to see pro wrestling shows with my friends and talking about them the next day.
Ninth grade. My friend showing up drunk to school.
Tenth grade. Me showing up drunk and getting away with it.
Eleventh grade. My girlfriend and how different we really were but still had a great time together. Me hitting on this older woman while visiting a university and getting turned down.
12th grade. Finally started a game club. This story is very politically incorrect and will certainly offend some people. I remember we were playing a racing game. My friend beat me and my brother and my friend had to go to the bathroom. He forgot to put in his initials for his record and as payback, my brother put in FAG.
And one time in the parking lot, we were moto surfing in my friend's jeep and we got caught by security.
Lol I remember me never going :c was homeschooled..
Does playing with my kitty count c:
A guy in my class got pissed with the teacher so he picked up his chair and table and threw it towards the door.
Can't remember how it ended for him. xD
Oh that was btw during my 2nd year of highschool.
@Forbuki Oh my gosh! That's scary...apparently someone at my old school did the same thing, but I had left by then!
@Marvel Number 1 happened at my school too...I felt so sorry for her! :(
One particular favourite of mine is when our science teacher was trying to teach us the planets (Aged 12) and the order they went from the sun. He had made up a rhyme for it "My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming Planets (Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune Pluto)" and he would recite the "My" then say "Mercury"...he continued to do this.
Then he came to the name "Uranus" and literally said this, "Up Uranus"...then he realised and the look on his face was one of, "Shit just got real". The whole class exploded.
I don't have any funny memories. I was a typical teenager that hated everything in this world.
You mean, you hated the world since preschool? *skeptical look*Quote:
Originally Posted by Chigumi
When I was in 1st grade me and my best friend fought over a cucumber and I hit her over the head with it.
I got in trouble of course... Neither one of us even wanted the cucumber xD
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I was homeschooled too! But only 6th - 12th gradeQuote:
Originally Posted by Kyo Kudo
There was one time when my friend said she liked a guy from a different class, a senior. Then she wrote him a love letter, and told ME to give it to him. It was funny in an awkward kind of way when I got rejected and she stood next to me with a shocked expression. The guy even had the guts to go after my other friend and hooked up with her, right after she rejected my friend. ._.
@Marvel
Our school system is different. From 4 to 12 you go to primary school.
Once you're 12 you go to middle school (your high school). So in other words:
From 12 to 17 or 18 I have been hating life for being mean at me and stuff xD
Well, all of my school years have been pretty... Bad. Needless to say, only a few times have I ever had a school moment I found funny.
One of them is my friend beating up this jerk that always picked on us, he beat him so hard, he ran away and tried to hide under a large tree, my friend found him and told him to stop be such an idiot and stop being a jerk to others.
Another is my friend too, but this time it was another dude who was like, always doing bad stuff around where I lived and in the school, my friend took him by the arm(we usually wrestled all of us during breaks), and threw him over his shoulder, straight into the ground. He lied there, eyes wide opened, wondering what the hell just happened.
A funny thing that happened with me, was that I was playing ping pong with a teacher, he was really good, I was just average, I managed to hit the table so hard it flew into his forehead, and it was red all day. He once hit it pretty hard too, almost hitting my face - I catched it with my teeth and the ball had scratches and stuff on it.
Your friend that stood next to you being rejected and the other friend that the guy hooked up with does not make him a jerk, I assume that was what you were thinking. It's just the basic friend-zoning one person and liking another person enough to ask on a date. Still, I hate that guy because he got girls asking him out instead of the other way around. Nah i dont hate him just the envy talking.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrimsonMoon
What I remember are fights. From second to 9th grade. Fights in the hallways, basketball court, stairs, locker room, outside, playground, classroom. Most can't fight either. They just swinging their arms trying to get in a punch. Everyone's smiling and I'm there disappointed with how noobish the idiots were. It was still funny as hell though.
I got a nickname last year in my senior year of high school. My real name is Bethany and a few of my friends started calling me "MethBeth". Before you make any assumptions, let me explain, lest you think I'm a druggie. xD I had two friends in particular that I was especially close with and, after our Digital Media class on B-days (we had four classes each day and alternated what they were each days) hung out in the Mac lab instead of going to Japanese club because we had so much fun just goofing off. Anyways, they told me once that everything would be boring when I wasn't there and got more fun when I showed up. One of them, we'll call her J, always ran up to me and gave me a huge bear hug whenever she saw me. We decided I was her drug (minds out of the gutter, people) and they started calling me MethBeth. J became "Junkie" and the other, D, became "Dealer". So many people misunderstood our jokes there. xD
And apparently in some other language, Hebrew I think is what he said, "beth" means "house". So another guy changed it to "MethHouse". That definitely didn't help the misunderstandings of the jokes at all. :p
8th grade. Huge food fight in the cafeteria.. it was crazy.
I left.
!?\ My Wi-Fi, it's gone out . . . \!
I once got into a fight with a friend in Middle School over a cup of spilled coffee.
I know that's not much of a surprise coming from me but yeah.
Hmmmm.. In first grade I peed myself in the school library, then walked away like nothing had happened. Luckily no one saw me.. .__.
Somebody threw milk over me.
He isn't alive anymore.
Haha, just kidding.
I was one of those kids that did stupid things. I through a pair of scissors at the teacher. Thinking back on it.. I did the right thing. That teacher pissed me off every single day.
I once got hit on the forehead with a rotten apple core on the school bus and it rebounded off my head to collide with my friend's cheek. We then proceeded to look at each other with this exact expression: : :OQuote:
Originally Posted by AshureeChan
At the time, not funny. Now...frickin' hilarious!
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See above comment. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Albear
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That's so mean!! xPQuote:
Originally Posted by Redpanda
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Also, in year 5 one member of our class found another person's "secret" diary and wrote in it.
The head of year made this massive (absolutely hilarious) show of it, like he was a detective in CSI or something. Basically, he made us all write a sentence in our writing and compared it to the writing in the diary and narrowed it down to five girls in our year!
LOL niiiiice :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Thefringedninja
I remember in 2nd grade, this girl had one of those giant plastic crayon boxes and when our class was going to art class she took it with her, but it fell and all of the crayons, markers, and color pencils fell out and rolled everywhere and nobody help her pick them up. Everyone just passed her and pretended that nothing happened xD
Thats one bouncy apple core. I give it an 8 for trick difficulty. Deductions for being a bad apple.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thefringedninja
Heheheheh.... bad apple....