Pyrotechnic Monkey FIGHT!

Inspired by this thread.

Would monkeys fighting with cigarette lighters in a wooden clubhouse be awesome?

Would it be more or less awesome if they were wielding the lighters as weapons or if they were actually fighting sentient, animate lighters? Would only one scenario or the other be awesome?

Would it be more awesome still if the clubhouse had a (stocked) wet bar? If the monkeys made use of said wet bar?

Is "Pyrotechnic Monkey FIGHT!" a really good name for anything besides this thread?



Please feel free to add ideas, or to make this a full blown narrative. Maybe a touching story about one monkey's rise to bloody, singeing glory.

I see a closing in the near future.

But yes, it would be awesome. But make them fight turtles with martial arts skills.

Monkeys with lightsabers sounds better.

They'd probably end up just throwing the lighters at each other. We'd better give them lit torches just to be safe.

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Originally Posted by under the rain

I see a closing in the near future.

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Here? In a forum moderated by "Kill a kitten or club a baby seal" Eris?
That would be awkward.

@Sigma: Yes, excellent! With lightsabers, we retain the likelyhood of singeing and add a chance of dismemberment! What fun!
Now, are monkeys with lightsabers fighting more monkeys with lightsabers, or are they foolishly attacking flammable lighters with their neat-o laser swords? I like the second scenario, myself.

@Jmosies: Just like their poo, eh?

"lighters as weapons" just because I can't stop picturing monkeys holding lighters at a concert demanding an encore XD

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Is "Pyrotechnic Monkey FIGHT!" a really good name for anything besides this thread?

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Sounds like a nifty band name.

anyways, I have a better Idea yet!

Why not something more like 'kleptomaniac sharks-paranoia sticky-flipper MADNESS!"? In this senario, they hurl flaming monkeys at one another whilst attempting to steal the other sharks' treasure. ('cause one of the sharks is also a pirate. arrgggggh)

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Originally Posted by Ericgamer1

Why not something more like 'kleptomaniac sharks-paranoia sticky-flipper MADNESS!"? In this senario, they hurl flaming monkeys at one another whilst attempting to steal the other sharks' treasure. ('cause one of the sharks is also a pirate. arrgggggh)

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Wait...what? @__@;;; Can...can I play?

How do you kill those animate objects which have no life?

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Originally Posted by Ericgamer1

Sounds like a nifty band name.

anyways, I have a better Idea yet!

Why not something more like 'kleptomaniac sharks-paranoia sticky-flipper MADNESS!"? In this senario, they hurl flaming monkeys at one another whilst attempting to steal the other sharks' treasure. ('cause one of the sharks is also a pirate. arrgggggh)

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Originally Posted by Sigma

Wait...what? @__@;;; Can...can I play?

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This has GoTY written all over it. Glad I got in my preorder in already...

Omg O__o that would be awful... XD

I'm the only one who voted for 'Only with the stocked wet bar'? AF has clearly never been to a decent monkey fight.

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Originally Posted by Ericgamer1

Sounds like a nifty band name.

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Needs more punctuation and repetition. "Pyrotechnic Monkeys. FIGHT! FIGHT! (Revenge of the kleptomaniac sharks/paranoia sticky-flipper MADNESS!)" <-- now theres a band name.

Yes in all cases.

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Originally Posted by miniPhil

I'm the only one who voted for 'Only with the stocked wet bar'? AF has clearly never been to a decent monkey fight.

Needs more punctuation and repetition. "Pyrotechnic Monkeys. FIGHT! FIGHT! (Revenge of the kleptomaniac sharks/paranoia sticky-flipper MADNESS!)" <-- now theres a band name.

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Dude, that's my band's name! Well, now anyway.

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Originally Posted by feiflakes

Dude, that's my band's name! Well, now anyway.

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Ah, yes. And many many years from now, people will sit amongst themselves on a cool autumn evening with the radio on, and go.. "kleptomaniac sharks? now where in the hell did they come up with that one?"

And yet another urban legend shall be born