I'm so manly that I eat nails for breakfast without any milk and I have a hairy chest. >/
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I'm so manly that I eat nails for breakfast without any milk and I have a hairy chest. >/
I'm so manly, I'm the big spoon when spooning.
When I was tortured by Vietcong, and I was force fed my own intestines, I asked for seconds.
Yes, I just stole a Chuck Norris joke.
I'm so manly I keep my women barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen.
I took on ten burly men. Nuff said.
Im so manly, I can hit my brother with a paintball gun without any experience on the second try.
btw, im not a man. >.>
I have a penis.
I'm so manly I, like Jack Thompson, was so barred that I couldn't file my nails.
I'm so manly I took on child-minding and cried only once.
I'm so manly I don't have female parts. :D
Believe it!
I'm so manly I just ate a pudding cup using only my tongue rather then open the dishwasher that was easily within reach and obtain a spoon.
And to preemptively answer your question: Yes ladies, I am still single.
Damn, that's sexy.
I'm so manly that one of my nicknames is " Chibi Neko ".
I'm so manly I can watch chick flicks. xD
Eris, what's with you and these fake "manlyness" topics? Didn't you have a couple "Real Man" topics a long time ago? This doesn't seem like coincidence.
Wio's got a point....somehow o_O;
I'm so manly that I always smile.
I'm so manly MP2K is my dishwasher.
I'm so manly, I sing "Never gonna give you up" while dressed up as Rick Astley.
I'm so manly I eat pennies.
i am so manly i watch CNN
i drink coffee while i watch it and read newspaper after i did.
Im so manly I stayed up all night playing GTA IV on my xbox360 and massacred videogamepeople in a park.
Edit: in my underwear