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RPG humor
What are some of your favorite Roleplaying game jokes?
For example: "We went in to help slay the dragon, but what we didn't know was that the locals had a rare genetic red-green color deficiency in their eyesight. So to answer your question no, an orb of red dragon control cannot make a green dragon pick chocolate over vanilla, let alone stop it from trying to kill you..."
http://eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
http://www.dragoneers.com/dragoneers...pprentices.pdf
https://www.wfrp.de/hosted/flw/en/flw0250.html
http://comic.nodwick.com/?comic=2001-01-01
http://www.hahnlibrary.net/rpgs/101spells.html
https://www.lfg.co/page/1498/
Personally I came up with a red-dragon/drow halfbreed who is an explosives expert (likes getting blown up). generally when he finds a castle or dungeon he blows it up and sifts through the rubble.
Alternatively I also had a regular guy with a 30 FT iron golem at his command left to him by his wizard father.
https://i.imgur.com/2CsoKWw.jpg
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Nice - thanks for sharing. Are there any specialised groups out there?
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The brought back 8-bit theater!
https://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/03...e-going-where/
Elf Only Inn was fun too... http://www.elfonlyinn.net/d/20020523.html
Nodwick is always fun https://comic.nodwick.com/?comic=2013-04-03 I liked the one where they gave a lecture on fighting dragons and explained that the locals on their last adventure had a red-green colorblindness in their genetic makeup so to answer the question, no an orb of red dragon control can't make a green dragon pick chocolate over vanilla let alone stop it from trying to kill you.
And Looking for group is still going https://www.lfg.co/
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