Help me kill the demon

Ok, so it's 3:30 in the morning... I can not sleep, I have no idea why. *Continues drinking his redbull* There is a freakin moaning sound coming from my backyard, ordinarily a person would just excuse the noise as the wind, but the voices in my head are telling me it's a demon... so I have decided to prepare myself for battle. Head on assault, it will never see it coming. Genius huh?

Well I need your help to prepare for this war! I have no weapons ._. and all my kitchen utensils are plastic (The life of a 20 year old living on his own -.-)

What do you think I should use to fight it off? Any creative Ideas ;)? This is life or death people... all that currently comes to mind is a spatula... if any of you have fought off demons before and have tips on what I can expect ._. that will be highly appreciated. Thank you

One word: flashlight.

If that fails ... use your family as defensive meatbags whilst you escape into opposite yards to retreat, band together a team of misfit outcast renegade rebel survivors, and ultimately emerge as the sole survivor in a world where man and monster destroyed themselves in a bloody, bitter war.

 

btw it's probably just a dog or a fox or a raccoon or something.

Flash light ✓
:D
;_; darn it no family to use as meat bags... tried letting my dog go outside hoping he would fight off the demon for me but nooooooo... My parents gave me a Teacup Maltese instead of a Pitbull :glare:

A dog's a dog. It'll still distract the monster for five/ten/fifteen seconds whilst it annihilates your dog. Gives you enough time to get a good head-start, too. I'd reckon you're gonna need it.

Laundry detergent? Never discredit chemichal warfare! :)

...Are you serious?
Lights on, full music on, video game on, and you'll not get afraid.

Try sneaking up behind it and saying "Boo". If that doesnt work, pull it's pants down and run.

it's a cat I bet but IF IT'S NOT.....you'll need a spook.

No Kingart, YOU are the demons

Thanks all, the war has ended casualties were kept to a minimum. Turned out the demon was my rusty old gate in the wind :glare: boring... BUT HEY, there's always next time. I will keep you guys in mind. Laundry Detergent? That's genius, should have thought of that >.<

LOL @ you for thinking your yard is haunted. EPIC FAIL

Hmm... laundry detergent to purify the demonic presence? Or laundry detergent to purify your pants when it jumps up and scares the crap out of you? Tough call....

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Originally Posted by Tragic~Romance

Hmm... laundry detergent to purify the demonic presence? Or laundry detergent to purify your pants when it jumps up and scares the crap out of you? Tough call....

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Very tough call, the possibilities are endless. You can also put it all over yourself in hopes it makes the taste of your flesh undesirable to the demon. Oh and not to forget... if all else fails you can throw it in the demons eyes, hopefully giving you enough time to escape. :laugh:

Aww, that is boring. But at least it's not giant spiders.

I could make a homemade spear and I already have a spartan shield. I would have confronted the potential threat like it's 500 bc.

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Originally Posted by Albear

Aww, that is boring. But at least it's not giant spiders.

I could make a homemade spear and I already have a spartan shield. I would have confronted the potential threat like it's 500 bc.

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I like how your mind works sir, If I ever am to do battle I will gladly ask for your assistance.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrwqmpu8x41qlqeze.gif Get the salt.

porn. Use it to get the raging manhood...raging, and then use your little sword to poke its eyes out.

 

it should be both shocking and mildly entertaining for your neighbors to watch.

 

if they're awake...that is...

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Originally Posted by Kaleohano

porn. Use it to get the raging manhood...raging, and then use your little sword to poke its eyes out.

 

it should be both shocking and mildly entertaining for your neighbors to watch.

 

if they're awake...that is...

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If they aren't awake I'll scream "Tetsusaiga" as I run pants-less into battle.

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Originally Posted by KingArt

If they aren't awake I'll scream "Tetsusaiga" as I run pants-less into battle.

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hell yea

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At times like that you really should be a man and beat the demon

if you know what I mean heh heh