Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu - Homo Sapiens Rhapsody

http://www.animelyrics.com/anime/haruhi/homosapiens.htm

I'd like to translate this song during the challenge, but there is a LOT of extra dialog and I feel like the meaning really isn't the same without it. I found a version of the lyrics with these parts floating around on google.co.jp, so I hope it's okay that I didn't do them by ear personally, (I don't think there's any way to tell who did) but I would like to add the romaji for the spoken parts.

("Taararattattattattaratta jan")

kou naru koto ni kimatteru
imasara tomaru hazuganai ("akiramenna")
yokan wa shoujiki HORAA HAUSU ("au!")
akiaki daze... nigero! ("Shikashi mawari komareta")

("Wakkateru to omou ga ore wa
Tokubetsu na ningen demo nandemo nain da ze!")

kitai wa uragiru shoutai wa kotowaru ("Dame da dame da!")
sorosoro ki ga tsuke yo ("Ore daze tottsun dare!?")
hitosoudou owareba 10,000 (ichi-man) kenshorihan ("Nani!?")
sekininsha ORE nano ka? ("Uwaaa! Kuru na! Kuru naa!")

gutai teki sugiru kara iwanai kedo ("Doushita? Itte miro")
jibundemo okashii to omowanai ka? ("U! Namaiki itte suimasen deshita!")

matomo na seishun
sono ichi ("One!") : kotou nanka ni dekakenai ("Ikanai ikanai")
futsuu ni seishun
sono ni ("Two!") : natsuyasumi wa yasumu ("Aete neru!")
saketai seishun
sono san ("Saan!") : myou na eiga wa tsukuranai ("Oi! 'Three' tte ie yo!")
yosou wa seikai NEBAA ENDO ("Owaranai!")
akiaki daze... nigero!

("Daga ore wa mebiusu no wa no ue wo hashitte ita ni suginain da.
Na, nandatte!?")

gokai ni urotaeru ritai ni komaru
ichiichi makikomu na ("Aaa! Sugoi saikuron!")
isshuukan norikoe 100,000 (juu-man) nen soutousuu
gyakukaiten shitenai ka? ("Chou pinchi supin!")

odoroki ga tameiki ni kawaru dake de ("Haa, yareyare...")
jibundemo naresugite YABAI no kane? ("Zannen nagara te no hodokoshiyou ga arimasen. Damare!")

naritai yuujin
kibou ichi ("Tanomu!"): chounouryoku wa tsukawanai ("Kao mo chikaku nai!")
shitashii yuujin
kibou ni ("Onegaishimasu!"): mirai kara konai ("Asahina-san wa Asahina-san dakara iin da!")
kigaau yuujin
kibou san ("Honto tanomimasu!") : HOMO-SAPIENSU-KATEGORI ("Zegahidemo onegai shitai!")
yotei ga seikaku kenzen na shikou de areba yoshi! ("Yooshi")

("Sou da yo na~, saisho kara tokubetsu na ningen nanka iru ka yo!
Ano nyuu taipu datte jojo ni kakusei shite itta mon na
Seijitsu na kokoro no seichou ga dareka ni totte tokubetsu ni naru
Sou omotta kekka ga kore da yo!
Wakatta, wakatta! Nandemo yaru tte!
Yukkuri tsukatte ne.")

futsuu no yuujin
boshuuchuu: sekai wo ("BASAA!") shinai ("Yameroo!")
futsuu no yuujin
boshuuchuu: okotowari (daze[1]) INTAAFEISU ("Nagato, kansha wa shiteru yo!")

matomo na seishun
sono ichi: utagau beki ka tanzaku ("Sore ga mondai da...")
futsuu ni seishun
sono ni: gimei nanoranai ("Konnichi wa. Barutoromeu Diasu desu")
saketai seishun
sono san: DEKAi NANIka to tatakau
yosou wa seikai NEBAA ENDO ("Nani!?")
akiaki daze... nigero!

("Uwaa! Bujitsu no kagi ga sotogawa kara shimerareteru!
Asahina-saan! Naite bakari nai de issho ni nantoka shite kudasaai!
Nagatoo! Tanomu kara rokkaa kara detekite!
Koizumi! Tsukou ga waruku nara to tama ni naru no yamero!
Kuso! SOS meeru wo!
Are? Pasokon no machi uke ga Haru...hiiiiiiiiiiii!
Deta! Dete kitaa!")

We'll ask @Perfect Chaos if we can alter the translit, adding a footnote that 1) the bracketed lines are not officially transcribed and 2) you did the bracketed translits.

It's totally fine by me. Go for it!
Your work has always been top-notch, so I'm glad that you're the one doing it. :)

Haha I don't know about top-notch, but thanks for the compliment. This song is a lot but I think It'll be a lot of fun. :D