Conversation Between .Sev and SigmaSD

It's just something that needs to be done. I was told this by a very reliable source. A fairy. And I always trust the words of fairies.

But but but but but but...*many buts later* but why???

I have dedicated a portion of my life to destroying both of them. They must die.

oh snap. Not Jacob too. I mean....this person IS actually hot, unlike that edward guy.

On the contrary, I was thinking of introducing the two, and ridding the world of a great evil.
Oh, and did I mention that it also kills werewolves?

oh snap. Better keep edward away from that. otherwise thousands of fangirls might choose to drink the kool aid.

Yep. Heck, even the beard destroys vampires.

Oh snaps. Does the cross on the beard destroy vampires too?

A cross with a bearded fist on it.

yeah you're right. Hey if Chuck Norris has another fist under his chin, what does Jesus have under his? You know, besides the beard.